Woman Calls 9-1-1 To Report A Drunk Driver: Herself!

ValuJet · November 3rd, 2009, 10:31 PM

Just when ya feel the need to reach out to someone

"I don't want to hurt anybody. I'm drunk."

If I were the prosecutor, I'd be tempted to cut her some slack.

Heck, back in the day I took all the backroads, usually directing Slab from the passenger seat.

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VolFan1 · November 3rd, 2009, 10:39 PM

Not sure if that is funny or pitiful

Henryrolltide · November 3rd, 2009, 11:13 PM

I give the woman credit for having some sorta sense...but if she are self-aware enough to call the police on herself, why did she even get behind the vehicle in the first place. Kind of a head scratcher

NYBamaFan · November 4th, 2009, 08:14 AM

Why not call a taxi instead? Idiot...

It's On A Slab · November 4th, 2009, 08:45 AM

	Quote:	ValuJet
	Just when ya feel the need to reach out to someone "I don't want to hurt anybody. I'm drunk." If I were the prosecutor, I'd be tempted to cut her some slack. Heck, back in the day I took all the backroads, usually directing Slab from the passenger seat. \

"**Shnuck!!** Eh, where are we?"

"We're in Flowood."

"FLOWOOD??? WTH ARE WE DOING IN FLOWOOD???"

"Oh, no. The cops are pulling us over."

Fun times.