How can you take anybody seriously who every time he takes a shower he shows up as a green blob on doppler... Weis should get out of football and start a reality series called "My Big Fat Hamburger Eatin' A--".
News Article: Charlie Weis comments on Bama's D..."lighting them up"
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That is one of the funniest things that I've ever read. I don't know if that is your joke or a "your mama so fat..." joke (I've never heard it before). But if it's yours, brilliant. If not, brilliant used.
Lighting Bama up? Didn't he know that the lights were already out!?! The game was over with by that time. We had sacked them twice to take them out of field goal position, and Brantley got hurt on the last one.
It's not until now that I appreciated the irony of his "kitchen sink" comment.
I mean, if there's ever been anyone who had demonstrated an obvious familiarity w the kitchen sink...
I mean, if there's ever been anyone who had demonstrated an obvious familiarity w the kitchen sink...
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Wasn't 70+ yards gained on their 1st play from scrimmage?
Anyway, Charlie Weis, so huge his butt has it's own zip code.
Anyway, Charlie Weis, so huge his butt has it's own zip code.
*any QBDominique Swope for Ga. Southern.....18 carries 153 yds 1 td. 8.5 yards per carry.
I think we did the bigger favor for Auburn, not necessarily LSU...but both should've sent us a Christmas card.
Tell a exaggeration/lie long enough, you and others will start to believe it....He probably just needs to tell it a couple more times for KS to believe it, about 11,000,000 for the rest of the sports world.
That being said, I do have some UF friends that talk about how prolifically Brantley moved the ball until he went down. Then the retort is...1/3 came on the first play, and though there was an opportunity for a TD (but Rainey's momentum took him out at the 3) UF may have moved the ball between the 30s but scoring is a totally different matter. Once the field was compressed, the "kitchen sink" offense didn't work so well No running game meant plenty of pressure on JBrantley and Brantley was sacked twice in a row (second one causing the high ankle sprain)
That being said, I do have some UF friends that talk about how prolifically Brantley moved the ball until he went down. Then the retort is...1/3 came on the first play, and though there was an opportunity for a TD (but Rainey's momentum took him out at the 3) UF may have moved the ball between the 30s but scoring is a totally different matter. Once the field was compressed, the "kitchen sink" offense didn't work so well No running game meant plenty of pressure on JBrantley and Brantley was sacked twice in a row (second one causing the high ankle sprain)
Thanks OreBama. Glad you enjoyed that. As far as I know, it's mine. I used it a few years ago in regard to Kirstie Alley and broke it out of mothballs for Weis.That is one of the funniest things that I've ever read. I don't know if that is your joke or a "your mama so fat..." joke (I've never heard it before). But if it's yours, brilliant. If not, brilliant used.
FWIW - I think the term "lighting them up" is very divisive - especially for the team who ultimately won the game - so I can understand your comments about that being a huge exaggeration and not representative of reality.
I do think we were competitive in the game up until the interception and after that it all went downhill. And I also appreciate the concern all on here had for our QB - really great sportsmanship.
I totally give Bama credit for being VERY dominant on many - if not all levels. I hope Coach Muschamp took something away from our game wrt recruiting some larger and stronger players as that is what we will need to compete in the SEC next season
I also predict a victory for you against LSU - as long as you have a good kicking game this time. That is a no-brainer - the way I see it. And I will, of course, be rooting for the Tide.
Weis is spelled with only 1 "S" BTW and as a Gator I am not displeased he moved on. Regardless of our player personnel situation - I think our offense could have performed better to the extent we should/could have won against Georgia, Auburn, SC, and FSU. That's just my opinion.
This isn't the only forum where "fat-type" jokes are made - unfortunately they show up on Gator forums as well (especially when the story broke about his departure from UF). I respectfully disagree with that type of personal attack....whether fun is made of Coach Holtz's lisp, Coach Corso's slurring, or Coach Weis's weight situation...but that's just the way my folks raised me, thankfully.
Good luck with LSU and Merry Christmas to all!
I do think we were competitive in the game up until the interception and after that it all went downhill. And I also appreciate the concern all on here had for our QB - really great sportsmanship.
I totally give Bama credit for being VERY dominant on many - if not all levels. I hope Coach Muschamp took something away from our game wrt recruiting some larger and stronger players as that is what we will need to compete in the SEC next season
I also predict a victory for you against LSU - as long as you have a good kicking game this time. That is a no-brainer - the way I see it. And I will, of course, be rooting for the Tide.
Weis is spelled with only 1 "S" BTW and as a Gator I am not displeased he moved on. Regardless of our player personnel situation - I think our offense could have performed better to the extent we should/could have won against Georgia, Auburn, SC, and FSU. That's just my opinion.
This isn't the only forum where "fat-type" jokes are made - unfortunately they show up on Gator forums as well (especially when the story broke about his departure from UF). I respectfully disagree with that type of personal attack....whether fun is made of Coach Holtz's lisp, Coach Corso's slurring, or Coach Weis's weight situation...but that's just the way my folks raised me, thankfully.
Good luck with LSU and Merry Christmas to all!
Charlie showed his incredible genius in the API game when on third and inches put his QB in the shotgun. Of course the QB was tackled for a 4-5 yard loss.
Back to the Bama game, Coach Bryant used to call these yards between the 20's (such as the Gators) as "alumni yards" as it made them feel better about losing. Scoring is all that matters.
Back to the Bama game, Coach Bryant used to call these yards between the 20's (such as the Gators) as "alumni yards" as it made them feel better about losing. Scoring is all that matters.
If memory serves, we were robbed of a turnover (from him) just before he went
down. In fainess, it's hard to see the action on the field when sitting on your "brains" on a reenforced cooler!
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