Re: Official Joke Thread
this made me literally laugh out loud
this made me literally laugh out loud
A man was conducting an All Service member briefing one day, and he posed the question: “What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?”
A Navy sailor said, “I’d step on it.”
A Army soldier said, “I’d hit it with my boot.”
A Marine said, “I’d catch it, break the stinger off, and eat it.”
An Air Force airman said, “I’d call room service and find out why there’s a damn tent in my room.”
An old fellow was telling his barber it had been years since he had a good shave, since his cheeks were so wrinkled.
"No problem." said the barber and pulled a small wooden ball from a drawer. "Put this in your cheek."
With the ball to stretch his cheek the old fellow received the best shave in years.
As he prepared to go, he inquired of the barber, "That was a pretty small ball. What would you do if I swallowed it?"
"No problem" "replied the barber, "I'd just wait a couple of days for you to bring it back, like everyone else. "