Re: Official Joke Thread
Jewish Cabdriver in New York
A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and
laid on the back seat.
The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.
The woman glared back at him and said,"What's wrong with you, honey? Haven't you ever
seen a naked woman before?”
The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you
sumsing, lady. I vasn't staring at you like you tink;
dat vould not be proper.”
The woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you’re not staring at my boobs
or my butt, sweetie, what are you doing then?”
He paused a moment, then told her, "Vell....M'am,
I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to
myself, vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money
to pay for dis ride?”
Now, that's a businessman
