Official Joke Thread (Please place non-political jokes the other NS)

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bama_wayne1

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2015: The Whitehouse called, It wants it's honor back.
2016: The Whitehouse called, It wants to know what the heck we were thinking with these two nuts....
 

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Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
The last question was 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student was hard put to think of seven advantages.
He wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the
ground where the cat can't get it.

He got an A.
 

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How I Learned to Mind My Own Business

I was walking past the mental hospital yesterday when I overheard the patients shouting 13....13....13.

The fence was a little high to see over, but I noticed a small hole in the fence and peered through it.

Just then, one of them poked me in the eye with a stick and they all started shouting 14...14...14.
 
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