News Article: Suspect Claims He is Elvis' Brother and Half Orangutan

buzzincuzzin

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If I thought a minute the CIA would keep me out of jail... I'd run around like an Elvis brother with half a monkey brain too.
:p Did I read that right?
 

ValuJet

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Meh. Another day at the office for me. :)
A friend of mine works in the Acute Psychiatric Ward at a hospital in Jackson. She told me a while back one of their patients thought he was Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz.

Do you run across that stuff? Sounds like you do.
 

Rasputin

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A friend of mine works in the Acute Psychiatric Ward at a hospital in Jackson. She told me a while back one of their patients thought he was Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz.

Do you run across that stuff? Sounds like you do.
What else was he supposed to think he was...

 

SavannahDare

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A friend of mine works in the Acute Psychiatric Ward at a hospital in Jackson. She told me a while back one of their patients thought he was Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz.

Do you run across that stuff? Sounds like you do.
Honey, I've met everyone from The Virgin Mary to Jesus Christ and Fifty Cent to Judy Garland. There was even a John the Baptist thrown in there a long time ago. Former lovers of Elvis and bastard children of Elvis used to be common, but not so much in the past decade or so. Don't get me started on the challenges I had in the first couple of years after The Matrix was released in theaters! Oh, and a guy who was supposed to be the vessel for the second coming of Christ (that didn't work out too well). We get a lot of government connections too (CIA, FBI, Spec Ops operatives) and microchips implanted by various governmental agencies and/or alien life forms.

Oh, but one of the best was that I once had a patient who got his orders from the Budweiser frogs. Remember them? :biggrin2:
 

RVTIDER

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Honey, I've met everyone from The Virgin Mary to Jesus Christ and Fifty Cent to Judy Garland. There was even a John the Baptist thrown in there a long time ago. Former lovers of Elvis and bastard children of Elvis used to be common, but not so much in the past decade or so. Don't get me started on the challenges I had in the first couple of years after The Matrix was released in theaters! Oh, and a guy who was supposed to be the vessel for the second coming of Christ (that didn't work out too well). We get a lot of government connections too (CIA, FBI, Spec Ops operatives) and microchips implanted by various governmental agencies and/or alien life forms.

Oh, but one of the best was that I once had a patient who got his orders from the Budweiser frogs. Remember them? :biggrin2:
Yea I do. Still have a T-shirt. I have to make an appt with you, I think I am John Holmes.
 
Honey, I've met everyone from The Virgin Mary to Jesus Christ and Fifty Cent to Judy Garland. There was even a John the Baptist thrown in there a long time ago. Former lovers of Elvis and bastard children of Elvis used to be common, but not so much in the past decade or so. Don't get me started on the challenges I had in the first couple of years after The Matrix was released in theaters! Oh, and a guy who was supposed to be the vessel for the second coming of Christ (that didn't work out too well). We get a lot of government connections too (CIA, FBI, Spec Ops operatives) and microchips implanted by various governmental agencies and/or alien life forms.

Oh, but one of the best was that I once had a patient who got his orders from the Budweiser frogs. Remember them? :biggrin2:
I smell a sitcom!
 

MattinBama

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"Schizo" doesn't imply split personalities or anything like that. Schizophrenics can believe themselves to be any number of things/people/entities...or just one.
First Christmas with my wife's family was interesting when her Schizo uncle went off his meds and was watching religious programming like crazy.
 

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