"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski, Gran Torino
I'm starting to wonder if the NCAA cleared Auburn just to get out of town before the whole thing imploded in on itself, kind of like a kitchen food inspector marking up violations as the Titanic was taking on water, probably best at this point to just find a seat on one of the lifeboats before they run out.
One guarantee: they will continue to have the best punter in the league. He will continue to get lots of practice!
(OK, CP is really a touch worse than Brad Wing of LSU, but you get the picture.)
Some people are saying Petrino to the barn and I disagree. I think they will look for another yes man and I don't think Petrino would fit that description.