"I want to thank the Board of Trustees for giving us the Recruiting Slush Fund to do what was necessary to win a championship." ~ Jay Jacobs
"I believe in honesty and truthfulness, without which I cannot win the respect and confidence of my fellow men." ~ Auburn Creed
One rainy night, an Alabama fan wrecks with an Auburn fan on a curvy road. The two men are standing around waiting on the police to arrive. The Alabama fan says, "I've got some Jack Daniels in my trunk. Want to have a drink while we wait?" The Auburn fan agrees to the idea. When the police arrive, the Auburn fan has whiskey on his breath and a cup in his hand.
"I don't know what class is but I can tell when one has it, you can tell from a mile away"
-- Coach Bryant
"We always talk about playing 60 minutes but this is a 60-10 game: the 60 minutes of the game and the 10 minutes in the locker room after the game that you remember for the rest of your life."
-- Nick Saban day after beating Clemson
What's the difference between an Auburn cheerleader and a scarecrow? One has an empty head and scares birds and small animals, and the other one is made of hay.
A man takes his wife, (who use to be an Auburn Cheerleader) hunting, and impresses on her again and again that "If you shoot a deer, don't let someone else claim that they shot it also and that since they killed it... it's their deer!" So ... he's in his stand hardly for 10 minutes when he hears his wife shooting nearby. He rushes over to her stand to find her pointing her gun at a man who is loudly disclaiming... "It's your deer lady..It's your deer... Just lemme get my saddle off it!!!!
An Auburn Man goes to Georgia and buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Columbus to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number. The Aubie says "I want my $20 million." To which the man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." The Aubie said, "Oh, no. I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it." Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The Aubie, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million "right now," THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!!
Honey Badger can take what the Tide gives him and like it.
What the general public outside of this state of Al. and Atl Ga. doesnt know is the real meaning by this exact all-fife's statement. The ear wiggle code really means " it sucks to be an allbarn tiger" which
is schadenfreude lip service for the red headed step children of college football.
Barners play the straight-jacket role to perfection.
“And the roses in this grand ol’ stadium are once again Crimson!” - Eli Gold, Jan 7th, 2010
Alabama wasn’t just dominating Monday night. They were some word that has yet to be invented in the English language. - Aaron Torres, Jan 10th, 2012
"If this was a prize fight, they'd call it off!" - Brent Musberger, Jan 7th, 2013