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    Re: Funny Auburn Jokes and Quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by BillDee View Post
    I've read this several times and still don't get it. Could someone please explain what I'm missing?
    Auburn is a young team (why they say they keep losing), and according to legend, Ponce de Leon discovered Florida searching for the fountain of youth.
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    Re: Funny Auburn Jokes and Quotes

    "I want to thank the Board of Trustees for giving us the Recruiting Slush Fund to do what was necessary to win a championship." ~ Jay Jacobs

    "I believe in honesty and truthfulness, without which I cannot win the respect and confidence of my fellow men." ~ Auburn Creed

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    Re: Funny Auburn Jokes and Quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by RollTideMang View Post
    Auburn is a young team (why they say they keep losing), and according to legend, Ponce de Leon discovered Florida searching for the fountain of youth.
    Uh, OK. Thanks...

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    Re: Funny Auburn Jokes and Quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by BradtheImpaler View Post
    Wait... I thought that was the sex-ed class!
    Different mule.

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    Re: Funny Auburn Jokes and Quotes

    One rainy night, an Alabama fan wrecks with an Auburn fan on a curvy road. The two men are standing around waiting on the police to arrive. The Alabama fan says, "I've got some Jack Daniels in my trunk. Want to have a drink while we wait?" The Auburn fan agrees to the idea. When the police arrive, the Auburn fan has whiskey on his breath and a cup in his hand.
    "I don't know what class is but I can tell when one has it, you can tell from a mile away"
    Coach Bryant

    Rasuputin's response to my question "What benefit do tablets provide students?"
    (In an old southern trailer park redneck beer in hand marlboro light in other and camoflauge cutoff shorts man's voice) If a tablet was good enough for Moses and the 10 Commandments then by god they are good enough for my children in school today!!!!!!!

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    Re: Funny Auburn Jokes and Quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by bamachile View Post
    Did you hear Auburn shut down their Driver's Ed program?

    The mule died.

    I guess life planning (sex education) is done too then.
    The best thing to ever come out of Tennessee...I-65 heading south.

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    Re: Funny Auburn Jokes and Quotes

    What's the difference between an Auburn cheerleader and a scarecrow? One has an empty head and scares birds and small animals, and the other one is made of hay.

    A man takes his wife, (who use to be an Auburn Cheerleader) hunting, and impresses on her again and again that "If you shoot a deer, don't let someone else claim that they shot it also and that since they killed it... it's their deer!" So ... he's in his stand hardly for 10 minutes when he hears his wife shooting nearby. He rushes over to her stand to find her pointing her gun at a man who is loudly disclaiming... "It's your deer lady..It's your deer... Just lemme get my saddle off it!!!!

    An Auburn Man goes to Georgia and buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Columbus to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number. The Aubie says "I want my $20 million." To which the man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." The Aubie said, "Oh, no. I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it." Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The Aubie, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million "right now," THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!!

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    Re: Funny Auburn Jokes and Quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by BillDee View Post
    Uh, OK. Thanks...
    Auburn's favorite excuse is that they are a "young" team. They've been a young team going on 6 years now.

    The main reason they are constantly "young" is due to the fact that their older players keep dropping out, transferring, or getting arrested
    Honey Badger can take what the Tide gives him and like it.

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    Re: Funny Auburn Jokes and Quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by bamanut_aj View Post
    "it's great to be an auburn tiger/war eagle/plainsman"

    No it's not. That's the most horrible punishment imaginable


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    What the general public outside of this state of Al. and Atl Ga. doesnt know is the real meaning by this exact all-fife's statement. The ear wiggle code really means " it sucks to be an allbarn tiger" which
    is schadenfreude lip service for the red headed step children of college football.
    Barners play the straight-jacket role to perfection.

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    Re: Funny Auburn Jokes and Quotes

    “And the roses in this grand ol’ stadium are once again Crimson!” - Eli Gold, Jan 7th, 2010

    Alabama wasn’t just dominating Monday night. They were some word that has yet to be invented in the English language. - Aaron Torres, Jan 10th, 2012

    "If this was a prize fight, they'd call it off!" - Brent Musberger, Jan 7th, 2013

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    Re: Funny Auburn Jokes and Quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by BradtheImpaler View Post
    Wait... I thought that was the sex-ed class!
    No that one is with the sheep in it...
    Avatar is a picture of me and my High School running buddy's enjoying a Bama game

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    Re: Funny Auburn Jokes and Quotes

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    on TideFans.com Best one yet....
    Avatar is a picture of me and my High School running buddy's enjoying a Bama game

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