Lane K: "So, how did our balls feel to you?"
NCAA official: "They're way too soft."
Monte K: "Them balls ain't soft. He took after his old man."
NCAA official: "You don't want me to play hardball, coach."
Lane K: "C'mon. I don't think there's anything wrong with our balls. Feel them again."
Monte K: "Calm down son. This guy seems like he's going to be a tough nut to crack."