' How did I know you went to Auburn? I saw your class ring when you were picking your nose."
I am down to two options for the game.
1) I have a friend who may have a line on tickets. So I might be in attendance.
2) If I'm not there, I will be at an office Christmas party and will be watching this on tape delay.
My oldest is marching in a parade Saturday morning. Thankfully, the local officials moved the up the parade time from the evening to 10 AM. I feel for you man...I'd hate to have to this one.