Do I stop, drop, and roll or is it duck and cover?
Pronounced as or-e-bama not Obama.
Or Chris, if you prefer.
Gapping Hole !!!
The end as I see is here !!
"Bryant can take his'n and beat your'n, and then he can turn around and take your'n and beat his'n." -- Houston Oiler head coach Bum Phillips, who played for coach Bryant
Coach I swear he was holding....with his left hand.
"One of many examples why Gene Chizik is no longer coaching at Auburn."
"I don't know what class is but I can tell when one has it, you can tell from a mile away"
Rasuputin's response to my question "What benefit do tablets provide students?"
(In an old southern trailer park redneck beer in hand marlboro light in other and camoflauge cutoff shorts man's voice) If a tablet was good enough for Moses and the 10 Commandments then by god they are good enough for my children in school today!!!!!!!
Lacy: "Oh man, I gotta burst through this hole quick cause Micheal's wearing his lucky sock, the one he never washes, and if I can make it through that deadly odor then pornstache ain't got nobody else that can stop me."
"If it feels good, then you're not doing it right" - Coach Scott Cochran
"Sharing a conference with Nick Saban is like sharing a steak with a lion. Only one of you wins that battle. And it's not you." - Gregg Doyel
“And the roses in this grand ol’ stadium are once again Crimson!” - Eli Gold, Jan 7th, 2010
Alabama wasn’t just dominating Monday night. They were some word that has yet to be invented in the English language. - Aaron Torres, Jan 10th, 2012
"If this was a prize fight, they'd call it off!" - Brent Musberger, Jan 7th, 2013
shoulda had my wheaties...
"All in?" "I don't think so!!"
When my grandma left this life, I didn't say bye. I said see you later.
RIP, Grandma. Forever in my heart.
My generous employer gives us 104 vacation days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
The Hulk and Iron Man clear the way for Captain America!!!!
“What happened yesterday is history. What happens tomorrow is a mystery. What we do today makes a difference - the precious present moment.”
Coach Nick Saban.