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    The dumbest-sounding excuse ever for poking someone in the eyes wiith two fingers...

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    The dumbest-sounding excuse ever for poking someone in the eyes wiith two fingers...

    You beat me to it. He should get suspended just for that stupid explanation. You can see him digging into his face mask.
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    Re: The dumbest-sounding excuse ever for poking someone in the eyes wiith two fingers

    He was looking at him before his arm came up, so it was intentional. But this sort of thing happens in every game.

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    Re: The dumbest-sounding excuse ever for poking someone in the eyes wiith two fingers

    Quote Originally Posted by B1GTide View Post
    He was looking at him before his arm came up, so it was intentional. But this sort of thing happens in every game.
    Yes, but usually down under the pile - not out front of God and everybody. That takes stupidity of such a degree that, such a moron might try to say that he was just pointing...
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    Re: The dumbest-sounding excuse ever for poking someone in the eyes wiith two fingers

    Quote Originally Posted by TIDE-HSV View Post
    Yes, but usually down under the pile - not out front of God and everybody. That takes stupidity of such a degree that, such a moron might try to say that he was just pointing...
    Agreed, and the stupidity is borne out again in his clearly false explanation. Don't bother to apologize if you are not going to own up to your mistake in judgment.
    Last edited by B1GTide; December 14th, 2012 at 05:49 PM.

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    Re: The dumbest-sounding excuse ever for poking someone in the eyes wiith two fingers

    I don't usually point but when I do it is two fingers to the eyes.

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    Re: The dumbest-sounding excuse ever for poking someone in the eyes wiith two fingers

    Maybe he's studying to become an optometrist and wanted hands-on experience.
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    Re: The dumbest-sounding excuse ever for poking someone in the eyes wiith two fingers

    Guys guys guys. It was just a joke. Kind of like when you point at someone's shirt, tell them there's something there, and then thump their nose when they look. The only difference in the two jokes is in this one he's saying "Hey you got something in your eye...my fingers! lulz".

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    Re: The dumbest-sounding excuse ever for poking someone in the eyes wiith two fingers

    Cue Georgia fans saying Richt disciplines his players but Saban (and his minions in the SEC office) look the other way when on Quinton Dial.

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    Re: The dumbest-sounding excuse ever for poking someone in the eyes wiith two fingers

    This one ranks up there with "I didn't inhale."

    That and, "Well, she LOOKED twenty-five your honor."
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    Re: The dumbest-sounding excuse ever for poking someone in the eyes wiith two fingers

    Quote Originally Posted by JBama_in_PCOLA View Post
    You beat me to it. He should get suspended just for that stupid explanation. You can see him digging into his face mask.
    Sorta like Tubbys explanation " I was reaching for his shirt to pull him of the field"...only you snatched his headset off, got in his face and never touched his shirt.
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    Re: The dumbest-sounding excuse ever for poking someone in the eyes wiith two fingers

    He must be a Stooges fan!

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    Re: The dumbest-sounding excuse ever for poking someone in the eyes wiith two fingers

    Dee told him he was having trouble seeing so he gave him a eye test. How many fingers do I have in your eye?

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