"This show stinks!"
"How do you know, you old fool? You slept through it."
"That is why I slept through it. Now, tell me again who is the old fool!"
SIAP, he got a speeding ticket, and the judge was happy about it.
"I don't know what class is but I can tell when one has it, you can tell from a mile away"
-- Coach Bryant
"We always talk about playing 60 minutes but this is a 60-10 game: the 60 minutes of the game and the 10 minutes in the locker room after the game that you remember for the rest of your life."
-- Nick Saban day after beating Clemson