Hail Mary, Full of Grace, Notre Dame in Second Place, with a made up girlfriend
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don’t have to worry about the answers.
— Thomas Pynchon
If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it. If anything goes really good, then you did it. That's all it takes to get people to win football games for you. - Coach Paul "Bear" Bryant
Nothing like a cyber girlfriend to keep the rumor mill chock full.
"I wanna play for you Bear."
"It don't cost nothin to be nice." Bear Bryant
"...Defense shut 'em down! Offense make plays! Hey, let's go be champions, boys!"- Greg McElroy
A simple demonstration will do.McGraw said Tuiasosopo told him the voice of Kekua was his.
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. - Ellen Parr"
'If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?' - Steve Jobs
“I would rather live my life as if there is a god and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.” Albert Camus
There are two rules in life:
1. Don't tell everything you know.
Oh my gosh!
I just met Manti Te'o and I must say he is a very nice and well mannered young man.
My wife and I just moved into a new home and our dog kept getting out of the yard so I called a company to help with the problem.
And what do you know, they send Manti over to install the product.
They call it the "invisible fence".
I sure hope it works...he just waved a wand and said, "Hocus Pocus", then charged us 1400 dollars...
Vince Lombardi after being asked what it felt like to be the greatest football team in the world just after winning the '66 Super Bowl.-- "I don't know, we haven't played Alabama yet."
One lie covers the last ect...ect...
Everybody's met her/Nobody's met her?
Fake girlfriend has stayed at Te'o's parents house in the Islands/Or Te'o's father lied about her visiting?
One dumb, Pro football player claims to have met the fake girlfriend/Or did he just want to see his name in the news?
It's a guy doing the voice of fake girlfriend/or it's a female cousin of the guy doing the hoax?
Te'o was either in on the lie or he wasn't?
Te'o is either 'Straight or Gay'? (At this point, nobody really cares which)
Te'o lied at least about part of this/Te'o is a 'bumpkin' and was taken advantage of...?
Last edited by Ole Man Dan; February 1st, 2013 at 12:01 AM. Reason: format
Honey Badger can take what the Tide gives him and like it.