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    What are Some of your Favorite Auburn/LSU/Tennessee Football Jokes?

    Here are a few to get started:

    Did you hear about the Auburn fan that died at a Pie eating contest?
    The Cow Kicked him in the head!

    What can't Chizik get in his driveway?
    Someone painted an "Endzone" on it

    How many Auburn players does it take to change a tire?
    One -- unless it's a blowout and then they all show up

    Please share - I could use a few laughs today.....
    Raj: Excuse me, I can't be drinking, I'm about to make an important scientific discovery here!
    Howard:What? Galileo did his best work while drinking wine!
    Raj: How do you know that?
    Howard: He was Italian, it's a reasonable assumption.
    Raj: Dude, can you even open your mouth without saying a cultural stereotype?
    Howard: I'm sorry Galileo drank diet sprite!

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    Re: What are Some of your Favorite Auburn/LSU/Tennessee Football Jokes?

    Auburn, LSU, and Tennessee are fine, quality, upstanding, respectable football programs.



    Yeah, that one gets me every time!
    I have yet to figure out why common sense and common courtesy are called common.
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    I have never understood why it is "greed" to want to keep the money you've earned but not greed to want to take somebody else's money.
    - Thomas Sowell

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    Re: What are Some of your Favorite Auburn/LSU/Tennessee Football Jokes?

    Auburn is changing the name of their team to the Possums, because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
    I'll always look back as I walk away
    This memory will last for eternity
    And all of our tears will be lost in the rain
    Til I find my way back to your arms again

    Only a few people in the world have the ability to remember everything. I'm one of them. Pick any day of my life, and I can tell you what I saw or heard.

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    Re: What are Some of your Favorite Auburn/LSU/Tennessee Football Jokes?

    This guy walks into Toomers Drug in Auburn, sits down at the Soda Fountain and orders a Grilled Veggie Hoagie. The Waiter looks at the man and says "You're not from round here are ya?" "No" replied the man, "I'm from Pensylvania." The Waiter looks at him and says "Well what do you do in Pensylvania?" "I'm a taxidermist." said the man. The waiter, looking very bewildered, now asked "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man looked at the bar tender and said "Well, I mount dead animals." The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole store which is staring at him "It's okay, boys! He's one of us!"

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    Re: What are Some of your Favorite Auburn/LSU/Tennessee Football Jokes?

    Auburn 2012 and Tennessee 2012 - a couple of my all-time favorites, ever. Ever.

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    Re: What are Some of your Favorite Auburn/LSU/Tennessee Football Jokes?

    When traveling, how do you know when you getting close to Auburn? If you pull over to pee, the cows back up to fence! -lol

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    Re: What are Some of your Favorite Auburn/LSU/Tennessee Football Jokes?

    1. How do you get the color orange? It's starts out as Crimson then you pour ALOT of YELLOW in it!
    2. Difference between a date with a hooker and a game with auburn? There isn't one, you're going to score!

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    Re: What are Some of your Favorite Auburn/LSU/Tennessee Football Jokes?

    Q: What's the difference between a catfish and an auburn cheerleader?

    A: One stinks and has whiskers. The other goes great with hushpuppies.

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    Re: What are Some of your Favorite Auburn/LSU/Tennessee Football Jokes?

    A Bama man was finished fishing for the day and loading up his truck, when the new game warden, fresh out of auburn, pulled up behind him.

    The warden walked up, and seeing the bucket full of fish, asked the Bama man for his license.

    "Well, sir, I don't have a fishing license, but I shouldn't need one since I didn't catch these fish."

    The cocky auburn game warden replied "well, if you didn't catch these fish, how'd they get in the bucket?"

    "They're magic bass, and they just jump in the bucket!" exclaimed the Bama man

    The warden responded "Magic fish? Boy, you must think I"m real stupid. You've got a hefty fine coming, catching all those fish without a fishing license!"

    The Bama man offered, "If I can prove to you that these are magic bass, will you let me off? Since I didn't technically catch them?"

    "Well, I'd love to see this....you've got a deal"
    said the warden

    So, the Bama man and the auburn game warden walk down to the water's edge. The Bama man dumps the fish into the water, then begins to head back up to the truck. "Hey!" exclaimed the warden "What about those magic fish?"

    "Magic fish?", asked the Bama man "You must think I'm real stupid!" And with that, he drove home.

    the moral of the story? We Bama fans may not be the smartest, but auburn folks are a whole lot dumber!
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    Re: What are Some of your Favorite Auburn/LSU/Tennessee Football Jokes?

    Did you hear about the aubie agriculture student that got his tractor hung in reverse? He unplowed 40 acres before he got it out of reverse.

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    Re: What are Some of your Favorite Auburn/LSU/Tennessee Football Jokes?

    Did y'all hear about the Auburn fan who was arrested in Tuscaloosa for trying to poison our trees?

    He poured Spike 80 around the base of 49 utility poles before the TPD finally caught him!
    “Lamar Thomas has got it, he's on his way down the sidelines... George Teague runs him down! He took the ball away!!! HE'S GOT THE BALL!!!"

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    Reason: Dude! Coach Saban would sooner die than tweet.

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    Re: What are Some of your Favorite Auburn/LSU/Tennessee Football Jokes?

    Q. What do you get if you cross an Auburn cheerleader with a pig?
    A. Nothing. There's some things a pig won't do.

    (Old one from Lewis Grizzard, who probably stole it from someone).
    Roll Tide

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    Re: What are Some of your Favorite Auburn/LSU/Tennessee Football Jokes?

    Q: What was the nick name of the last five star recruit to sign with Auburn?
    A: Rich

    Q: What do you call an Auburn Football player with a degree?
    A: No one knows

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