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    Re: Info about Clay Travis

    Manti Teo thinks Clay Travis is a sports journalist.

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    Info about Clay Travis

    Quote Originally Posted by pop11011 View Post
    Manti Teo thinks Clay Travis is a sports journalist.
    Except manti's girlfriend is more of a man than Clay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RollinTider1335 View Post
    Except manti's girlfriend is more of a man than Clay.
    Now that was. Good one! Maybe the mods take note, I feel for ya.

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    Re: Info about Clay Travis

    My only beef with the Round Table is when they try to be too cutesy and heavy on pop culture. I only listen when in the car, but hoped they'd make the show a little meatier whn they moved to the afternoon shift.

    Has anyone heard the new midday show? They brought in two guys from Dallas, one is a Longhorn fan and the other is an Aggie fan. They don't have real exciting on air personalities from what I've heard so far.

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    Re: Info about Clay Travis

    Quote Originally Posted by Crimson1967 View Post
    My only beef with the Round Table is when they try to be too cutesy and heavy on pop culture. I only listen when in the car, but hoped they'd make the show a little meatier whn they moved to the afternoon shift.

    Has anyone heard the new midday show? They brought in two guys from Dallas, one is a Longhorn fan and the other is an Aggie fan. They don't have real exciting on air personalities from what I've heard so far.
    Those two are dangerously close to resembling morning zoo radio personalities. I'm rapidly losing interest.
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    Re: Info about Clay Travis

    Quote Originally Posted by DiamondDust View Post
    Never forget why Lance is on the air: He can sell ice to an Eskimo.
    An eskimo that would buy ice is a fool... and that is probably LT's base demographic.
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    Re: Info about Clay Travis

    An allegory about Clay Travis.

    A group of terrorists speeds down a highway in an explosive-laden truck to hurl themselves headlong into a supermarket full of innocent civilians.

    Clay Travis looks through the eyepiece of the TOW guided missile, places the reticle squarely on the terrorist truck and squeezes the trigger. The missile speeds toward the truck, correcting its trajectory to coincide with the position of the reticle on the target. Clay Travis then sets down the guidance unit, pops open a beer, and starts practicing his comedy routine "You might be a hillbilly" for amateur night at the Comedy Barn in Maryville. Meanwhile, the TOW missile heads toward its unsuspecting target, which the guidance system now inadvertently points toward, and then smashes head on into the supermarket.

    Clay doesn't see the explosion because he is busy practicing his next line, "if you've ever sat in the hot tub with tennstud wearing only your coonskin cap, you might be..."

    BOOM!!! The blast reverberates and shakes the ground. Clay looks up and sees the terrorist vehicle slam into the already smoldering and demolished supermarket and explode.

    "You pay $45K for a missile and it can't hit a slow VW van? Oh, well. The supermarket looked like it was already burning when the terrorists exploded their bomb, so I guess it wouldn't have mattered anyway. Comedy Barn, here I come. Now where'd I put that beer."

    Clay Travis might be intelligent. If so, he is wasting his potential. Apparently, being 15 again is his goal in life.
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    Re: Info about Clay Travis

    Quote Originally Posted by GulfCoastTider View Post
    I didn't see in the thread where your question was answered.


    Thank you!! Sounds like ClayTravis has really "endeared" himself to a lot of people.
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    Info about Clay Travis

    The problem is that even talking negatively about this guy helps his fame. The best thing that we can all do is act like he doesn't exist.
    Last edited by RandallPoffo; February 22nd, 2013 at 06:44 PM.

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    Re: Info about Clay Travis

    Quote Originally Posted by DiamondDust View Post
    Those two are dangerously close to resembling morning zoo radio personalities. I'm rapidly losing interest.
    I lost interest when I heard they were from Texas. WJOX is soon to be HISTORY once Finestein comes back on the air.......

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