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    SEC Family Tree

    Seen this in another forum:rotf:


    SEC Family Tree


    Grandpappy - Tennessee (sure, he did something meaningful once in life, but now we just gather around to pay him respect)


    Grandmammy - Kentucky (sweet, kind, gentle, and lets everyone win)


    Daddy - Alabama (next challenge?)


    Momma - Florida (she sure was hot back then, but now you get more bad days then good)


    Dad's kid brother - Georgia (sure, he's won a few fights over the years, but compared to Daddy...)


    Mom's uppity sister - Vanderbilt (thinks high and mighty of herself, but not willing to do any real work...and doesn't like anyone else marrying into the family)


    Dad's Cousin - Auburn (Won the lotto, lost it all on hookers and blow, and is now selling used books out of a VW van)


    Mom's cousin - Ole Miss (sexy and sweet, but there's a secret there that you just can't figure out)


    Mom & Dad's Oldest - LSU (tough as they come, but when he gets out of line Daddy has no problem taking off the belt and multiple championship rings)


    Mom & Dad's Middle Kid - Miss State (almost gets noticed)


    Mom & Dad's Fraternal Twin #1 - South Carolina (has to do everthing different from everyone else, all the time)


    Mom & Dad's Fraternal Twin #2 - Arkansas (keep trying, you'll make it, keep going, almost there...)


    Adopted Kid #1 - Texas A&M (not coutning any chickens, but this kid might turn out to be a cash cow for the family)


    Adopted Kid #2 - Missouri (you know that one kid you adopted that you wish you could take back)

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    SEC Family Tree

    Funny!
    ROLL TIDE!

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    Re: SEC Family Tree

    Yes VERY funny Ho Ho...thanks from your momma!

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    Re: SEC Family Tree

    Minus the adoption jokes...pretty solid.

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    Georgia is the redneck cousin that thinks he knows everything but is a complete idiot.

    And the idea of us being married to Florida makes me want to puke

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    Re: SEC Family Tree

    Quote Originally Posted by Bama Bird View Post

    And the idea of us being married to Florida makes me want to puke
    Well, last year was the first year we brought a different date to the SEC Championship game and I think Momma was upset and distraught. As she crashed and burned against Louisville.

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    Re: SEC Family Tree

    Quote Originally Posted by Bama Bird View Post
    Georgia is the redneck cousin that thinks he knows everything but is a complete idiot.

    And the idea of us being married to Florida makes me want to puke
    Well, we're Daddy...
    “Louisiana is a fresh-air mental asylum.”
    ― James Lee Burke, Pegasus Descending

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    Re: SEC Family Tree

    Thinking about it, I'd say Ole Miss is our wife. We're a lot alike, and seem to have very respectful ties to each other. But we're clearly the powerful one in the relationship

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