SEC Family Tree

BamaHoHo

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Seen this in another forum:rotf:


SEC Family Tree


Grandpappy - Tennessee (sure, he did something meaningful once in life, but now we just gather around to pay him respect)


Grandmammy - Kentucky (sweet, kind, gentle, and lets everyone win)


Daddy - Alabama (next challenge?)


Momma - Florida (she sure was hot back then, but now you get more bad days then good)


Dad's kid brother - Georgia (sure, he's won a few fights over the years, but compared to Daddy...)


Mom's uppity sister - Vanderbilt (thinks high and mighty of herself, but not willing to do any real work...and doesn't like anyone else marrying into the family)


Dad's Cousin - Auburn (Won the lotto, lost it all on hookers and blow, and is now selling used books out of a VW van)


Mom's cousin - Ole Miss (sexy and sweet, but there's a secret there that you just can't figure out)


Mom & Dad's Oldest - LSU (tough as they come, but when he gets out of line Daddy has no problem taking off the belt and multiple championship rings)


Mom & Dad's Middle Kid - Miss State (almost gets noticed)


Mom & Dad's Fraternal Twin #1 - South Carolina (has to do everthing different from everyone else, all the time)


Mom & Dad's Fraternal Twin #2 - Arkansas (keep trying, you'll make it, keep going, almost there...)


Adopted Kid #1 - Texas A&M (not coutning any chickens, but this kid might turn out to be a cash cow for the family)


Adopted Kid #2 - Missouri (you know that one kid you adopted that you wish you could take back)
 

Bama Bird

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Georgia is the redneck cousin that thinks he knows everything but is a complete idiot.

And the idea of us being married to Florida makes me want to puke
 

Bama Bird

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Thinking about it, I'd say Ole Miss is our wife. We're a lot alike, and seem to have very respectful ties to each other. But we're clearly the powerful one in the relationship
 

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