Oregon.
As much as I agree with everyone about Ohio State, something in me wants to see us shut the "offense über alles" crowd up with a good old fashioned beat down of the Ducks. I'd love to hear the talking heads on ESPN, et al justify how Alabama simply doesn't see high octane offenses in the SEC and how we just don't match up. I'd also like to see the rank and file, uneducated football fans parrot this nonsense online for weeks leading up to the game.
Then, when the whistle blows and shoe meets leather, I'd like to watch - frosty adult beverage in hand - as Alabama goes Phil Robertson in an elementary school classroom on their chrome helmets and hypercolors uniforms. I want a beat-down to rival Foreman v. Frazier. Utter and complete domination that makes the last two BCSNCGs look like nail-biters. A beating so bad that Phil Knight asks Oregon to opt out of their Nike contract; a butt-kicking so bad that Chip Kelly has trouble sitting down to eat a Philly cheesesteak.