Trying to convince your wife/gf to get a boob job? This might help...

uafan4life · Mar 1, 2013

Are you trying to convince your wife or girlfriend to get a boob job? Having trouble convincing her that it's a good idea? Well, here's an interesting bit of information that just might offer a financial benefit side to your argument to help convince her to bounce to it, so to speak. :biggrin2: As it turns out, breast implants may very well be a tax write-off!!!

Take a look at this scan from a tax law reference book:

seebell · Mar 1, 2013

Ima gonna sue. Penile enlargements should be a write off as well.

Catfish · Mar 1, 2013

seebell said:
Ima gonna sue. Penile enlargements should be a write off as well.

Too....many...jokes... Must...mock...seebell...

BFANLC · Mar 1, 2013

Catfish said:
Too....many...jokes... Must...mock...seebell...

I'm not even sure you are real...

Catfish · Mar 1, 2013

BFANLC said:
I'm not even sure you are real...

Yeah, I don't know what that means.

uafan4life · Mar 1, 2013

Catfish said:
Yeah, I don't know what that means.

Are you being sarcastic or serious?

Bama Reb · Mar 1, 2013

No need. Mrs. Reb is well enough endowed already. :biggrin2:

Catfish · Mar 1, 2013

uafan4life said:
Are you being sarcastic or serious?

Serious. I don't know what "I'm not even sure you are real..." means. Do you?

seebell · Mar 1, 2013

Catfish said:
Serious. I don't know what "I'm not even sure you are real..." means. Do you?

Nope.

Bamaro · Mar 1, 2013

Aint nothin like the real thing

seebell · Mar 1, 2013

http://youtu.be/svAs-6MiqxE

The song

TIDE-HSV · Mar 1, 2013

Bamaro said:
Aint nothin like the real thing

Have to agree. What many are missing is that you must first convince your wife to become an exotic dancer so the boobs are related to the job. BTW, there's a recent study that kneading breasts keeps breast cancer from developing. Try that with a sack of silicone...

Displaced Bama Fan · Mar 1, 2013

TIDE-HSV said:
Have to agree. What many are missing is that you must first convince your wife to become an exotic dancer so the boobs are related to the job. BTW, there's a recent study that kneading breasts keeps breast cancer from developing. Try that with a sack of silicone...

I tell my wife that every day...still doesn't help.

uafan4life · Mar 2, 2013

Catfish said:
Serious. I don't know what "I'm not even sure you are real..." means. Do you?

Google "Catfishing". And where were you during the whole Manti Te'o saga?

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Catfish · Mar 2, 2013

uafan4life said:
Google "Catfishing". And where were you during the whole Manti Te'o saga?

I see it now. I thought he was responding to something I said. I didn't think about my screen name. My bad.

Tide1986 · Mar 2, 2013

Displaced Bama Fan said:
I tell my wife that every day...still doesn't help.

If you're referring to breast-kneading, you must not be very good at it.

jcabama · Mar 2, 2013

Bamaro said:
Aint nothin like the real thing

Careful, Coke may sue for copyright infringement!

twofbyc · Mar 2, 2013

TIDE-HSV said:
Have to agree. What many are missing is that you must first convince your wife to become an exotic dancer so the boobs are related to the job. BTW, there's a recent study that kneading breasts keeps breast cancer from developing. Try that with a sack of silicone...

Actually had an ex-gf who had salt-water ones....she told me early on that the doctor told her that to keep them as soft as possible they had to be massaged regularly. She realized 6 months later she should have kept her mouth shut, because I would always say "Only following doctor's orders..."

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