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cuda.1973

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There's a sale on our gabardine suits today
They're all 30% off from yesterday
There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed
Just a Visa or MasterCard is all you need

We got every color, we got every shade
We're located next door to Willie's Fun Arcade
We got every fabric that was ever made
But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede

We got portly and regular and extra long
We got tailors to fix if it comes out wrong
We got all kinds of sweatshirts you can take your pick
With the collars ripped off like in that Flashdance flick

Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid
You can buy off the rack or have it custom made
And it's all guaranteed to never shrink or fade
'Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede

If you need a tuxedo for your Junior Prom
We can get you the best one that's made in Taiwan
We got jackets with patches on the elbows too
And we'll sell them all factory-direct to you

Well, I never made it past the second grade
It took all of my life for me to learn this trade
But my friends are all thinking that I got made
'Cause I'm known the world-over as the King of Suede

There's a 2-for-1 sale on our three-piece suits
Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots
You can try on our suede underwear if you choose
Do what you want but don't step on my blue suede shoes

Don't miss out our giant liquidation sale
Look for our color catalog in next's week mail

There's a sale on our double-knit slacks today

It's the same old sale as yesterday

Thirty years in the same location I have stayed
There I am right next door to Willie's Fun Arcade
I got some competition but I'm not afraid
'Cause it's my destiny to be the King of Suede
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Bazza

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Saw Cheap Trick play with Foghat opening quite a few years ago....they both were great!

Just picked up (impulse buy) a new wireless portable speaker by Sylvania....the SP353 model.....and this came on:

 
Bazza

Bazza

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At one point in my career, I had a job as full time gardener for a billionaire at his Florida home in Naples. He was the person who started Cablevision Industries. Interesting person that you can read about here if interested. One day I was doing some pruning and got stuck in the eye with a small branch. Went to a local ophthalmologist and was treated by a very pretty eye doctor. We ended up dating and she was the one who really introduced me to the music of Pat Metheny.

Everyone has a story.....that's mine and I'm sticking to it......;)

 
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