Need Help With My Undershirt

gmart74

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I have to dress all fancy like these days. So ive been wearing a white cotton tshirt under my polo. Well after a few minutes to hours, the stupid undershirt starts to ride up and bunch up by my beltline. To me it looks like I have a muffin top. Which makes me feel less sexy. Which hurts my feelings. So what am I doing wrong and how do I fix it?
 

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I have to dress all fancy like these days. So ive been wearing a white cotton tshirt under my polo. Well after a few minutes to hours, the stupid undershirt starts to ride up and bunch up by my beltline. To me it looks like I have a muffin top. Which makes me feel less sexy. Which hurts my feelings. So what am I doing wrong and how do I fix it?
You need a t-shirt onsie. The kind that snaps between the legs. RV said he'd help you snap it.

Speaking of raunchy, where has Riz been?
 

bamachile

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Not to get all serious after the way the thread is devolving, but all undershirts are not the same. Forget the el cheapo Fruit-of-the-Loom stuff, they're not long enough and are easily stretched into uselessness. Hanes is a minimum standard. Better a wee bit large than too small as well; the tight-fitting undershirts will ride up and bunch up exactly as you describe.

Also, don't forget to change your undershirt at least twice a week, as often as you put on new deodorant and half as often as you bathe. :wink:
 

RTR91

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Undershirts don't go under polos. You'll feel better without them. I don't wear them unless I'm wearing one of my nicer dress shirts.
 

GreatDanish

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Not to get all serious after the way the thread is devolving, but all undershirts are not the same. Forget the el cheapo Fruit-of-the-Loom stuff, they're not long enough and are easily stretched into uselessness. Hanes is a minimum standard. Better a wee bit large than too small as well; the tight-fitting undershirts will ride up and bunch up exactly as you describe.
Funny. I wear small, tight Fruit of the Loom shirts. The longer the shirt, the more it rides up for me. I tuck it in, if I can, tightly. The smaller and tighter, the better.
Mine don't ride up. And, when I get home, I rip off my dress shirt Superman-style and I feel all strong.
 

bamachile

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Funny. I wear small, tight Fruit of the Loom shirts. The longer the shirt, the more it rides up for me. I tuck it in, if I can, tightly. The smaller and tighter, the better.
Mine don't ride up. And, when I get home, I rip off my dress shirt Superman-style and I feel all strong.
Heh. Diff'rent strokes, and all that. It's the summer cycle now, so Ive begun switching over to A-shirts (wife-beaters) for casual and business casual; full T's for dress shirts even in the summertime.
 

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