Lonely Bachelor Cuts Off His Member, Goes To Hospital But Leaves It At Home

selmaborntidefan · Dec 22, 2013

http://www.thedatereport.com/dating...tal-realizes-he-forgot-penis-bikes-back-home/

On Sunday, a depressed Chinese man cut off his penis. Then he rode his bicycle to the hospital. Then he realized he’d forgotten his penis. Then he rode his bicycle home, then back to the hospital. In other words: oh dear god why nope nope nope please no.

rtcjny · Dec 22, 2013

This makes you wonder about some of that mystery meat in the food at the Chinese restaurant.

MegaVars · Dec 23, 2013

rtcjny said:
This makes you wonder about some of that mystery meat in the food at the Chinese restaurant.

In this case, I would say Chop Suey. :biggrin2:

Crimson1967 · Dec 23, 2013

I hate it when I forget and leave my penis at home.

ValuJet · Dec 23, 2013

Jokes are writing themselves.

*Ba dum pssh*

Well....kudos on the thread title, selma.

ValuJet · Dec 23, 2013

The article mentioned he was distraught over not being able to find a girlfriend.

I don't think he helped himself with this latest stunt.

Bamaro · Dec 23, 2013

Darwin award finalist.

TideEngineer08 · Dec 23, 2013

Something going on in China. First, the guy in the shopping mall commits suicide because his wife won't quit shopping. Now this.

Bamabuzzard · Dec 23, 2013

ValuJet said:
The article mentioned he was distraught over not being able to find a girlfriend.

I don't think he helped himself with this latest stunt.

Yeah, that's better than getting married, having to jump through hoops for sex, put up with every sort of nagging to the point of wanting to behead yourself.

Displaced Bama Fan · Dec 23, 2013

Bamaro said:
Darwin award finalist.

I thought you had to die to be a finalist? Creatively or stupidly killing yourself....like the dude that jumped 6 stories at the mall because he was tired of shopping with his girlfriend.

Displaced Bama Fan · Dec 23, 2013

Bamabuzzard said:
Yeah, that's better than getting married, having to jump through hoops for sex, put up with every sort of nagging to the point of wanting to behead yourself.

Except in your case, Mr. no tv in the bedroom....

When will you start your own Duggars' themed reality show?

ValuJet · Dec 23, 2013

MegaVars said:
In this case, I would say Chop Suey. :biggrin2:

...or Sweet and Sour Pork. My guess would be a little more on the sour side.

Bamabuzzard · Dec 23, 2013

Displaced Bama Fan said:
Except in your case, Mr. no tv in the bedroom....

When will you start your own Duggars' themed reality show?

LOL! We make our own movies DBF. Don't need no stinking tv in our bedroom. :biggrin2:

alabama mike1 · Dec 23, 2013

ValuJet said:
The article mentioned he was distraught over not being able to find a girlfriend.

I don't think he helped himself with this latest stunt.

Maybe he is looking for a boyfriend?

CrimsonPride25 · Dec 23, 2013

I bet he's really depressed now

Bamaro · Dec 23, 2013

Displaced Bama Fan said:
I thought you had to die to be a finalist? Creatively or stupidly killing yourself....like the dude that jumped 6 stories at the mall because he was tired of shopping with his girlfriend.

Just have to stop breeding and be stupid. Dying is one way to stop breeding, cutting it off is another.

crimson fan man · Dec 23, 2013

Bamaro said:
Just have to stop breeding and be stupid. Dying is one way to stop breeding, cutting it off is another.

The problem is the stupid breed like rabbits. Nothing at this point can be done to stop this yet.

Bodhisattva · Dec 23, 2013

Dude, when you whack off there's not supposed to be an actual whacking off.

Bodhisattva · Dec 23, 2013

MegaVars · Dec 23, 2013

ValuJet said:
The article mentioned he was distraught over not being able to find a girlfriend.

I don't think he helped himself with this latest stunt.

Jeez....he could just keep crankin' it like a chainsaw with a fouled out spark plug, not cut it off. :biggrin2:

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