Lonely Bachelor Cuts Off His Member, Goes To Hospital But Leaves It At Home

CrimsonDollar

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This was the case, until a few years ago a guy castrated himself with a golf course ball-washer. The rules were amended to include this guy since a) it was so ridiculously hilarious it HAD to be included, and b) the guy would not be able to reproduce.

I thought you had to die to be a finalist? Creatively or stupidly killing yourself....like the dude that jumped 6 stories at the mall because he was tired of shopping with his girlfriend.
 

Bodhisattva

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I think this might be a comment on Asian women in general - they cause guys to throw themselves off seven-story buildings and cut off their junk. (Note to self: stay on the ground floor and lock up the knives.)
 

alabama mike1

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I think this might be a comment on Asian women in general - they cause guys to throw themselves off seven-story buildings and cut off their junk. (Note to self: stay on the ground floor and lock up the knives.)
I'd like to add another note: don't date Asian women, for some reason they leave you lacking....
 

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