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Alasippi

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I fell for it "hook, line, and sinker", and everyone I tried it on has as well...

(A) Hey, here about that famous actress whose husband stabbed her death this morning?
(B) Nooo...who?

(A) My goodness, what's her name?? She's big time. Hmmm...Blake....NO NO...Reese...Reese???
(B) Witherspoon???

(A) No, it was actually a knife.

:)
 

ValuJet

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Once or twice a week I get an e-mail with a joke and before the punch line it says "WAIT FOR IT....YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS....." as I'm forced to scroll down to the bottom.
 

tidefanbeezer

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I fell for it "hook, line, and sinker", and everyone I tried it on has as well...

(A) Hey, here about that famous actress whose husband stabbed her death this morning?
(B) Nooo...who?

(A) My goodness, what's her name?? She's big time. Hmmm...Blake....NO NO...Reese...Reese???
(B) Witherspoon???

(A) No, it was actually a knife.

:)
Dad joke, level 4.

I'll add this one to my arsenal.... ;)
 

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