Children possessed by 200 demons
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All they need to do is have Obama issue an executive order for the entity(ies) to leave. Problem solved.
From what I've seen, Gary is a wasteland. Everybody's moved out. Maybe the city welcomed the demons in since no one else will move there.
Conversation with my child from yesteryear, he might have been 8 years old.
Son: Mama, are there such things as ghosts?
Mama: I don't know, I've never seen one.
Son: Mama, are there such things as demons?
Mama: I don't know, I've never seen one.
Son: So when you told me to pick up my dirty clothes out of the floor or you were going to beat the demons out of me, what did you mean?
Mama: I meant for you to pick your dirty clothes up out of the floor and put them in the laundry.
Son: Is that all? I thought maybe I was possessed by demons.
Mama: Did you pick your clothes up yet?
Son: No.
Mama: What if I told you I really had seen a demon?
Son: On my way now.
I always told him that as sure as I denied the existence of ghost or demon, or anything beyond human comprehension, it would be my luck for one would make itself known.
At 35, he still remembers that conversation and still teasingly asks "have you seen a ghost yet? have you seen a demon yet?"
Son: Mama, are there such things as ghosts?
Mama: I don't know, I've never seen one.
Son: Mama, are there such things as demons?
Mama: I don't know, I've never seen one.
Son: So when you told me to pick up my dirty clothes out of the floor or you were going to beat the demons out of me, what did you mean?
Mama: I meant for you to pick your dirty clothes up out of the floor and put them in the laundry.
Son: Is that all? I thought maybe I was possessed by demons.
Mama: Did you pick your clothes up yet?
Son: No.
Mama: What if I told you I really had seen a demon?
Son: On my way now.
I always told him that as sure as I denied the existence of ghost or demon, or anything beyond human comprehension, it would be my luck for one would make itself known.
At 35, he still remembers that conversation and still teasingly asks "have you seen a ghost yet? have you seen a demon yet?"
it must be, because, as we all know (or at least have been educated via Non-sports threads), there is nothing supernatural..........................
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And "nothing" is actually "something". That's something else we've learned as well.it must be, because as we all know (or at least have been educated via Non-sports threads), there is nothing supernatural..........................
In a related story, President Obama has initiated (through Executive Order) a program to take some demons away from those who have too many, and spread them amongst those without.
White House spokesman said:
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