Books That Will Never Be Written (Absolutely No Politics!)

selmaborntidefan

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Re: Books That Will Never Be Written

We Took Nick Saban by the Texas Board of Regents

The Forty-Five Year Old Virgin by Pamela Anderson

The Disciplined Life by Charlie Sheen

A Beginner's Guide to Checking the Fuel Tank by John Denver

Tired And Looking For A Place To Crash by Dale Earnhardt

True Sportsmanship by Tonya Harding

John Madden Loves Me by Frank Caliendo

How To Run A Scandal-Free Ministry by Jim Bakker

Safe Snake Handling by the Dude Who Died From Getting Bit in Kentucky

Drug Free by Dee Hart, preface by Lance Armstrong

Model Management by Jay Jacobs

I Forgot, Volume II: Other Things I Don't Recall by selmaborntidefan

How To Get Away With Two Murders and a Robbery by O.J. Simpson

The Greatest Team Ever by the 1983 Nebraska Cornhuskers
 

CajunCrimson

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Re: Books That Will Never Be Written

Marriage Means Forever -- Elizabeth Taylor and Mickey Rooney

My Dad My Best Friend -- Marvin Gaye
 

TouchThatThang

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These titles are ironic and may sting a bit for some. Read with caution.

Smile!: A Coach's Guide to Stress-Free Debt Management by John L. Smith

Beginner's Guide to Latin Dance or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cha-Cha-Cha by Phillip Fulmer

Advanced Offensive Concepts by Gus Malzhan

Just Gimme a Second!: How Field Goals Win Championships by Coach Nick Saban

The Iron Bust: How a Poor Performance against Our Rival Prevented Me from Winning Alabama's First Heisman Trophy by Mark Ingram

Coherent Discourse: A Book with Words by Jameis Winston

Try Me by Richard Sherman

Why Me? by Russell Wilson

Championship Baseball by Barry Bonds, foreward by Mark McGuire

Definitely, Maybe: The Athlete's Guide to "Consensual" Sex by Ben Roethlisberger

Not Even Close: What Could Have Been by Mack Brown

AUlmost: A Harrowing Recount of the First 58 Minutes of the 2009 Iron Bowl by the Auburn Fan Collective
 

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Re: Books That Will Never Be Written

These titles are ironic and may sting a bit for some. Read with caution.

Smile!: A Coach's Guide to Stress-Free Debt Management by John L. Smith

Beginner's Guide to Latin Dance or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cha-Cha-Cha by Phillip Fulmer

Advanced Offensive Concepts by Gus Malzhan

Just Gimme a Second!: How Field Goals Win Championships by Coach Nick Saban

The Iron Bust: How a Poor Performance against Our Rival Prevented Me from Winning Alabama's First Heisman Trophy by Mark Ingram

Coherent Discourse: A Book with Words by Jameis Winston

Try Me by Richard Sherman

Why Me? by Russell Wilson

Championship Baseball by Barry Bonds, foreward by Mark McGuire

Definitely, Maybe: The Athlete's Guide to "Consensual" Sex by Ben Roethlisberger

Not Even Close: What Could Have Been by Mack Brown

AUlmost: A Harrowing Recount of the First 58 Minutes of the 2009 Iron Bowl by the Auburn Fan Collective
You must have a lot of Auburn friends, since some of those are the same I've been hearing from some of mine...
 

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"How To Live Public, Discrete Lives" by AJ and Katherine McCarron

Sent from my Transformer Prime TF201 using Tapatalk
 

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"Stopping Eddie Lacy"---Brian Kelly
 

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