If the Yellowstone Super Volcano were to erupt, it would be 2,000 times bigger than the eruption of Mount St. Helens in the 1980′s. Everything within 500 miles would be dead or destroyed within minutes, 2/3rds of the entire United States would be covered in volcanic ash and the climate of the entire planet would cool within a month. On top of that, just this past week, the largest earthquake in the US took place just a few miles from Yellowstone proving hot magma is on the move.
Channeling Harry Reid:
"This is a direct result of disastrous Republican policies. President Ulysses Grant, a Republican, signed into law the formation of Yellowstone, and since that time millions of gas guzzling SUV's carrying Tea Party racists from the Deep South have trampled this pristine land which has caused the molten lava to rise to the surface. Even the lava hates evil Tea Party Republicans. Let's put the blame where it lies."