Link: "Mystery Pooper" Soiling Ann Arbor, MI Park Slides

ValuJet

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http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/index.ssf/2014/04/mystery_pooper_defecating_on_p.html

Who has been defecating on children's slides in Ypsilanti’s Prospect Park for the past five to six months?

Ypsilanti police and city officials are hunting for the person officials have described as the “mystery pooper” as warmer weather approaches.

Officials have discovered feces on the slides so frequently that police installed a hidden camera to try to capture an image of the act.

Department of Public Works employees are supposed to be checking the slides daily and cleaning up any human waste, Murdock said, and the suspect appears to be using the slide only at night.

“We have a problem in Prospect Park with a miscreant that does not understand the difference between a children’s playground slide and a toilet,” the email stated. “Apparently this extremely misguided individual feels the need to defecate on the slide despite the cold weather. This has been an ongoing problem at this location. Please make frequent checks in the area and record them on your daily log.”

He said he has encouraged staff and residents to contact him every time defecation is discovered so he can determine if there’s a pattern in regards to a schedule.

“We need to get him or her and get them the help they need,” Murdock said.


He said log.
 

gmart74

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Way back in the day, various juvenile delinquents would take honey packs, open them up, then smear them down the slide.

I of course, was too sophisticated to engage in such shenanigans. Smearing feces down the slide is taking it a bit too far.
 

Relayer

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It really is amazing what some people get their jollies from. This "miscreant" (kudos for word selection to the author of the email) needs to be caught in the act by the cops and given a good old-fashioned "wood shampoo"
 

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I know everybody was wondering about this.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/...und-poop_n_5175699.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Adams Outdoor Advertising installed the digital billboard along I-94 with rotating messages such as: "Help us flush the pooper"; "Do your civic doody. Report the pooper"; and "Help us catch the poopetrator."
According to an earlier article in the Detroit Free Press, the slides at Prospect Parkin Ypsilanti have been the target, prompting talk of an increase in surveillance. But so far that hasn't done
 

92tide

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Apparently this isn’t just a Michigan thing....

https://www.yahoo.com/news/regional-education-boss-arrested-suspicion-123900087.html


A US education chief has been charged with repeatedly defecating on a high school football field and running track.

District superintendent Thomas Tramaglini, 42, was identified as the "mystery pooper" of Holmdel, New Jersey, after staff set up surveillance cameras.
if anything is worth dredging up a 4 year old thread, it's this ;)

some of the comments after the article are great.
 

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