Re: Kate Upton wishes her breast were smaller
what is wrong with you guys? how can a discussion of breasts turn into a grammar lesson.
what is wrong with you guys? how can a discussion of breasts turn into a grammar lesson.
Kate Upton wishes her breasts were smaller
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Re: Kate Upton wishes her breast were smaller
Basically because I'm responsible for the overall look of the website. I don't correct grammar or spelling in posts, but I do in thread titles, because that's what casual browsers see. In this case, the OP was being criticized for being correct. Now, resume the deep topic of tit size...
Re: Kate Upton wishes her breast were smaller
Ok I get that but still. Plus we have gone 2 pages before anyone has made the comment, "this thread is useless without pics."Basically because I'm responsible for the overall look of the website. I don't correct grammar or spelling in posts, but I do in thread titles, because that's what casual browsers see. In this case, the OP was being criticized for being correct. Now, resume the deep topic of tit size...
OK, a little true story here along these lines.
When I was in PA school with the **, we had to do physical exams on each other. These were "tasteful" and did not involve (until the end of training) prostates, pap smears, etc but we did have to do the chest exam. We only have five girls in our class and only one was **. She was an Auburn girl with natural D cups.
One day in training, the Army guys/gals got sent out for a sudden run. It happened to be the day we were taking the upper body final physical exam. There were eight of us, seven guys. The LAST one I wanted to get stuck with was Ms Chest O Plenty, so we all teamed up. The guy who got stuck with her was a USM grad with a flat-chested wife (pay attention, it's about to be real important).
Those two were in the stall next to us two guys and we ran through ours quickly. Unfortunately, the guy next to us examining the girl was being overseen by the OB/GYN instructor (speaking of crude). He flittered all about her chest and was receiving correction from the teacher. She was teaching him how to detect a heartbeat, which meant he had to slide the COLD stethoscope under her bra. Well when he did, it popped up. We heard him (he literally talked like Forrest Gump) acting the same way and make the same guttural sounds Forrest made when Jenny first to to him in the movie. The dude and I doing our own exam (now finished of course) are burying our heads in each other's shoulders because laughing is absolutely NOT tolerated in such a serious setting.
We walked out and I made the crack, "He'd never been near that before and didn't know what to do." But the sound of his Forrest Gump grunting will be with me until the day I die.
When I was in PA school with the **, we had to do physical exams on each other. These were "tasteful" and did not involve (until the end of training) prostates, pap smears, etc but we did have to do the chest exam. We only have five girls in our class and only one was **. She was an Auburn girl with natural D cups.
One day in training, the Army guys/gals got sent out for a sudden run. It happened to be the day we were taking the upper body final physical exam. There were eight of us, seven guys. The LAST one I wanted to get stuck with was Ms Chest O Plenty, so we all teamed up. The guy who got stuck with her was a USM grad with a flat-chested wife (pay attention, it's about to be real important).
Those two were in the stall next to us two guys and we ran through ours quickly. Unfortunately, the guy next to us examining the girl was being overseen by the OB/GYN instructor (speaking of crude). He flittered all about her chest and was receiving correction from the teacher. She was teaching him how to detect a heartbeat, which meant he had to slide the COLD stethoscope under her bra. Well when he did, it popped up. We heard him (he literally talked like Forrest Gump) acting the same way and make the same guttural sounds Forrest made when Jenny first to to him in the movie. The dude and I doing our own exam (now finished of course) are burying our heads in each other's shoulders because laughing is absolutely NOT tolerated in such a serious setting.
We walked out and I made the crack, "He'd never been near that before and didn't know what to do." But the sound of his Forrest Gump grunting will be with me until the day I die.
Re: Kate Upton wishes her breast were smaller
I don't think they're too large for her frame. They don't look to be as firm as they could be given her age.
Well...Now, resume the deep topic of tit size...
I don't think they're too large for her frame. They don't look to be as firm as they could be given her age.
Re: Kate Upton wishes her breast were smaller
With age, they're going to get a lot more infirm...
Re: Kate Upton wishes her breast were smaller
I think .gifs would be more appropriate.
Re: Kate Upton wishes her breast were smaller
I believe there are some out there - of her running along the beach in a bikini, which is barely up to its task...
Re: Kate Upton wishes her breast were smaller
Leatherwood was at South Alabama. I don't know what her first name was. She was death warmed over. Heavy smoker, weighed about 95 lbs....jet black dyed hair, just scary looking. Helluva an instructor though.
Re: Kate Upton wishes her breast were smaller
God! Glad I was gone before she came. You sure it wasn't "Leatherlung?"
Re: Kate Upton wishes her breast were smaller
You had Anne? Wow, small world...although Dr. Silverthorn would have just escorted my behind to the door and closed it...
Re: Kate Upton wishes her breast were smaller
Actually, she didn't have black hair in the 70's and the smoking hadn't caught up to her just yet...she wasn't happy that I was in her class.
Re: Kate Upton wishes her breast were smaller
I 'll take two! :cool2: That's the only glasses I could find on here.
I 'll take two! :cool2: That's the only glasses I could find on here.
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