FYI....I have dated a hair dresser....and I do have a jealous lover's scratch down the side of my Porsche...this guy knows what he's taking about!
Funny: Wife Zone
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Way too funny to have so few replies --
translation -- too many of you guys have your wives watching your posts on tidefans.com
translation -- too many of you guys have your wives watching your posts on tidefans.com
Is this guy a Fed? He looks like he has a gun on his side and to be "well dressed" I'm wondering if he's FBI? If so, that would explain the detailed/analytical breakdown of the numbers. LOL!
I have been married to long to know what zone I'm in. I wouldn't trade it for nothing in the world if she is in the crazy zone because she has to be to put up with me.
PS, No she don't read my post.
PS, No she don't read my post.
Wouldn't matter. If you are younger than 30, you are willing to put up with crazy as long as the sex is hot...then at some point what was sexy becomes scary....
And if you look back I'm guessing there were several people that warned you, that you ignored....chart or not
i only warnings after we broke up. people told me after it was over they knew she was crazy. the whole story is a long one. If I had known what Zoloft was then, it would have saved me some grief.
With the benefit of hindsight, we could all be reminded of one of the best lines from Gone With The Wind, the book, not in the movie. My younger self most definitely included.
"The world is full of beds, Scarlett. And there are women in most of them."
Much of our foolishness comes from losing sight of that, and therefore assigning a much greater value to what lies between a given set of female legs than any one particular version deserves.
If that's all that's driving you, it's pretty much a commodity, and there's another one about like it just around the corner.
"The world is full of beds, Scarlett. And there are women in most of them."
Much of our foolishness comes from losing sight of that, and therefore assigning a much greater value to what lies between a given set of female legs than any one particular version deserves.
If that's all that's driving you, it's pretty much a commodity, and there's another one about like it just around the corner.
Having been married 30+ years, counseled couples who have married, watched those marriages succeed and some fail, I have to say this is uncanny in accuracy. The hilarious quotient is also through the roof!
I was not surprised when my first wife ended up in a mental institution, schizophrenic. She was about ten and ten...
He forgot the Age axis. By definition, all women go through an extreme crazy phase somewhere in the range of 40-50 years old.
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