I am watching Tiger Woods back injury and it got me thinking of the most pathetic ways I have injured myself.
1. I was sleeping on my side, lifted my head, and heard 3 distinct crunches. It was the worst pinched nerve in my neck I have ever had. I think it took me at least a week before I could turn my head.
2. I signed up for company softball. I'm playing in outfield and the ball is hit directly at me. I didnt even take a single step to catch the ball. I then softly throw the ball to 2nd base, and tear my calf. I have played soccer all my life so tearing a calf while basically standing still in softball is the ultimate insult.
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1. I was sleeping on my side, lifted my head, and heard 3 distinct crunches. It was the worst pinched nerve in my neck I have ever had. I think it took me at least a week before I could turn my head.
2. I signed up for company softball. I'm playing in outfield and the ball is hit directly at me. I didnt even take a single step to catch the ball. I then softly throw the ball to 2nd base, and tear my calf. I have played soccer all my life so tearing a calf while basically standing still in softball is the ultimate insult.
Feel free to share your own.