Link: Oklahoma Teacher Shows Up to Work Drunk and Pantsless

RTR91 · Aug 7, 2014

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A Wagoner Public Schools teacher was jailed Monday on allegations that she showed up at school under the influence of alcohol and without her pants, police said.

Lorie Ann Hill, 49, was booked into the Wagoner City Jail on a public intoxication complaint.

Wagoner school officials contacted police about 9 a.m. Monday after Hill was described as being disoriented and without pants, Police Chief Bob Haley said.

AlistarWills · Aug 7, 2014

I bet she's in the teacher union and keeps her job.

Displaced Bama Fan · Aug 7, 2014

Well she is handicapped...fat & ugly.

92tide · Aug 7, 2014

as is almost always the case, the ones who freely dis-robe, are the ones you wish stayed robed

Displaced Bama Fan · Aug 7, 2014

I thought it was pretty fitting...

ValuJet · Aug 7, 2014

What has been seen can not be unseen.

ValuJet · Aug 7, 2014

She was hoping for a picture with Jerry Jones.

Displaced Bama Fan · Aug 7, 2014

ValuJet said:
She was hoping for a picture with Jerry Jones.

You know how those Oklahomans love the Cowboys...

bamachile · Aug 7, 2014

Who does she think she is, Pat Dye?

GreatDanish · Aug 7, 2014

It's like a bad dream. Literally. I think I've had that dream before.

Al A Bama · Aug 7, 2014

Displaced Bama Fan said:
Well she a teacher with disabilities...fat & ugly.

FIFY

Al A Bama · Aug 7, 2014

RTR91 said:
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Wouldn't you hate to go to school each day to be motivated by that teacher to be the best you can be without settling for mediocrity?

Bama Reb · Aug 7, 2014

She watched one of those commercials with a bunch of folks walking downtown in their underwear. She said, "well if they can do it, I can do it too."

selmaborntidefan · Aug 7, 2014

Okay now call me stupid but.....can they not get her for DWI if she DROVE into work? And surely no nitwit (not even in Oklahoma; Florida, maybe) actually drove her to work that way.

Bama Reb · Aug 7, 2014

selmaborntidefan said:
Okay now call me stupid but.....can they not get her for DWI if she DROVE into work? And surely no nitwit (not even in Oklahoma; Florida, maybe) actually drove her to work that way.

Not if they didn't see her behind the wheel of the car!

cbi1972 · Aug 7, 2014

Bama Reb said:
Not if they didn't see her behind the wheel of the car!

Ah, the Bart Simpson defense.

alabama mike1 · Aug 7, 2014

RTR91 said:
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She looks a little bloated to me.

DzynKingRTR · Aug 7, 2014

GreatDanish said:
It's like a bad dream. Literally. I think I've had that dream before.

you have had dreams about a fat, ugly, pantless, and drunk women?

DzynKingRTR · Aug 7, 2014

go easy on her. how is she supposed to remember things like pants and not to drink vodka at 8am?

cbi1972 · Aug 7, 2014

alabama mike1 said:
She looks a little bloated to me.

Lorie Ann Hill? More like Lorie Ann Mountain, amirite?

*crickets*

DzynKingRTR said:
go easy on her. how is she supposed to remember things like pants and not to drink vodka at 8am?

She's not necessarily drinking at 8 am, she could be still drunk at 8 am.

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