1) My sister married an Auburn fan. They had a little girl who in just a few short weeks contracted spinal meningitis. To this day at the age of 16 she is wheelchair bound, can not talk (she can utter some sounds), walk, and will need constant attention for the rest of her life. But she learned to like Bama football at an early age. Her dad once bought her an Auburn shirt for Christmas. She cried and cried!
I couldn't be a more proud uncle.
2) My cousins no longer like to watch the game with me. I've told them I've mellowed out, but I don't think they believe me. I remember long ago watching a game with them. There was a particular play in which the ball went just off the tips of Shaun Alexander for what would've been a big gain, if not a touchdown. I went from sitting Indian-style on the floor into the air. I tore my shirt off, in mid-flight I recall, wadded up and threw it into the wall. I turned, wearing only my shorts, and looked at my cousin. He then turned to his own son...
"Son, that's what you don't wanna be when you grow up."
I couldn't be a more proud uncle.
2) My cousins no longer like to watch the game with me. I've told them I've mellowed out, but I don't think they believe me. I remember long ago watching a game with them. There was a particular play in which the ball went just off the tips of Shaun Alexander for what would've been a big gain, if not a touchdown. I went from sitting Indian-style on the floor into the air. I tore my shirt off, in mid-flight I recall, wadded up and threw it into the wall. I turned, wearing only my shorts, and looked at my cousin. He then turned to his own son...
"Son, that's what you don't wanna be when you grow up."