Today begins a new football year
in Atlanta awaits the team of Mountaineers.
West Virginia, the state coach Saban is from
Is there to teach football by Dana Holgorsen.
They’re fast, hurry up, and all the world knows
Oklahoma proved that ‘Bama is way too slow.
But we see the cracks in that hillbilly plan,
as head coaches go, we’ve gpt THE man.
Surrounded by Yeldon, Henry, and Drake,
Cooper, White, and Jones for goodness sake!
Those mountaineers might put up a fuss
But they’ll soon be run over by the big “Nudie bus”.
With big Cam and Shepherd giving Sims protection,
OJ Howard will split their D to perfection.
Tho’ the mountaineers have muskets, their powder is wet
and Alabama has weapons we haven’t loosed yet.
Trickett had better have eyes in his back
‘cause DJ and A’Shawn are looking for sacks.
And with Collins, Smith, and Jones in the backfield,
I’m afraid the fate of West Virginia is sealed.
It’s opening day and as everyone knows
‘Bama’s in Atlanta and the Tide’s gonna roll!
RTR