I'm turning 35 today

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Gurley, Al
Advise from someone twice that age!

Don't waste your money on wine, women or song! Or drugs! Save at least 20% of what you have left after 50+% given to all government: local, state, and federal in all those think tank taxes. Because of the think tanks, project a 3% increase in ALL taxes and an additional 5% in the increased number of taxes. Don't forget to tithe 10% to your Church, if you are affiliated with one. Don't forget to donate another 10% to those less fortunate! With that 20% you are saving with what you have left, have a will that gives that to all your grandkids divided equally.

P. S. Don't forget to give to those people standing on street corners and near Interstates with a sign begging for enough for dinner or another bottle of MD wine.

Lets see! How much do you have left? You just may be living in a card board box next to me under an Interstate. Can you spell correctly so we can have signs that we hold up asking for $ for food or MD wine.
Is this Al A Bama?


Or maybe this?
 

Al A Bama

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Is this Al A Bama?


Or maybe this?
Well, that does look like me, but with all the wisdom that I've gained, I'd have to be honest and ask for $4 for "cheap wine" instead of "Karate Lessons". I just couldn't lie to the public. After all, I'm not a politician.
 

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