Sorry, but I'm missing the joke.
Today is my daughter's 7th birthday. This happened very close to us, along a route we travel daily. I was coming home with my 9 and 3 year old and had to detour from the street that forms the corner on which I live because it was closed off for a block each direction. Had my I not stopped for some groceries on the way back from my daughter's soccer game, we could have easily been right in the middle of this.
This is my neighborhood, and we're here for the better and the worse, because it's a great place to live. This is definitely and clearly the "for worse" part. Much like I do when people spout assumptions about Alabama (or other places I've lived), I'd respectfully suggest that some of those assumptions may not be fully informed.
I'm not trying to spar, and I assume good will. Just pointing out that it's not just another news story from here.