This one nearly has it all: Florida, Wal-mart, sexual perversion. If there were midget trannies involved, it'd be the hat trick of all Non-Sports stories. DBF, I beat you to this one!
Seebell has been missing lately. Did he take a trip to Florida and not tell anyone?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/walmart-stuffed-animal-defiler-657903
A Florida man today took a stuffed animal off a Walmart shelf and then used the toy to masturbate before returning the ejaculate-covered item to a store shelf, police report.
The repulsive episode occurred around 3 PM at a Walmart in Brooksville, a city 50 miles north of Tampa.
According to cops, Sean Johnson, 19, walked to the store’s bedding department with a stuffed toy horse and proceeded to pleasure himself--a lewd act that was captured by surveillance cameras.
Johnson, seen in the adjacent mug shot, was then spotted returning the stuffed animal to a Walmart shelf.
Seebell has been missing lately. Did he take a trip to Florida and not tell anyone?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/walmart-stuffed-animal-defiler-657903
A Florida man today took a stuffed animal off a Walmart shelf and then used the toy to masturbate before returning the ejaculate-covered item to a store shelf, police report.
The repulsive episode occurred around 3 PM at a Walmart in Brooksville, a city 50 miles north of Tampa.
According to cops, Sean Johnson, 19, walked to the store’s bedding department with a stuffed toy horse and proceeded to pleasure himself--a lewd act that was captured by surveillance cameras.
Johnson, seen in the adjacent mug shot, was then spotted returning the stuffed animal to a Walmart shelf.
