Tennessee Hate Week : All Things Tennessee Hate Related Here

What's the difference between Tennessee fans and a litter of puppies? Eventually the puppies grow up and quit whining....

I'm coming to the game from Texas this weekend just to see the beating. If you line up all the women that go to Tennessee, what do you get>?

A full set of teeth! :biggrin:

Roll Tide!

Butch Jones was getting depressed because his season wasn't going so well, so he decided to seek advice. He came down to Tuscaloosa to visit his old friend Nick Saban. The two men chatted for a while, and finally Butch popped the question: "Nick, what's the secret to your success? I just can't seem to get anything to work lately."

So Coach Saban thought for a few seconds and said, "The secret is to have a smart quarterback."

Butch had the usual puzzled look on his face, so Coach says, "Here. Let me demonstrate."

So they stepped out to the practice field and he called Jake Coker over. Coach says, "Quick, Jake. Who's your father's brother's nephew?"

"That's an easy one, Coach. That's me!," replied Coker.

"See, Butch?," said Coach Saban. "You need a smart quarterback."

The two coaches said their goodbyes, and Butch was excited to get back to Knoxville and try out this theory. He arrived at practice Monday morning and the first thing he did was to call Josh Dobbs over. Excitedly, he asked him, "Quick, Josh! Who's your father's brother's nephew???"

"Why, that's me, Coach!," replied Dobbs.

Butch thought for a few seconds and finally said.........

















































"NO, NO NO, YOU IDIOT! IT'S JAKE COKER!!!!!"

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Bamafaninco1 said:

Looking at this picture, Payton is pointing at dead people. He looks like Halye Joel Osment.

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Speaking of likenesses, does anybody else think that Jones looks a whole lot like Sgt. Carter on "Gomer Pyle"?

trenda said:

Man, please tell me that sweat stain on his shirt is photoshopped . . . Good god, that's gross. And even more, it's embarrassing.

Almost looks like Gotham City turned on the Bat Signal; and, of course, the Great Pumpkin blocked it from shining into the night.

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That's not sweat. That's where he wipes his hands while polishing off a dozen KK donuts.

The only thing i hate about Tennessee is Phil Fulmer. He spent way too much time making sure we went on probation, and too little time paying attention to his own program. He destroyed it with his negligence, and it cost him his job. If I saw him burning on the side of the road, i wouldn't stop to urinate on him.

Just Win said:

The only thing i hate about Tennessee is Phil Fulmer. He spent way too much time making sure we went on probation, and too little time paying attention to his own program. He destroyed it with his negligence, and it cost him his job. If I saw him burning on the side of the road, i wouldn't stop to urinate on him.

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I would. But then I'm over 60 so it wouldn't do him any good but I would sure enjoy it.

I'm really glad Fulmer didn't end up being a regular commentator for televised football games.

Tennessee's downfall has been humiliating for Fulmer, I'm sure, but there ought to be a way for Bama fans to properly rub his nose in his mess one last time.

http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2015/10/hate_tennessee_alabama_should.html#incart_2box

Tennessee will cross the state line this weekend with more hope than it's had in years. Beating a wounded Georgia team the week after Alabama walked all over the Dogs was a nice win for the clearly improved Vols, but it wasn't at the top of the bucket list for most UT fans of a certain age. What they'd like to see is another win over Alabama in their lifetimes.Don't hold your breath. When it does happen, then you can call this a rivalry and get angry at the color orange. Until then, the operative emotion for Alabama fans to direct toward the UT program isn't hate.
It's pity.
Welcome to #PityTennesseeWeek.

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Oh, hell no! Never. Just not ever. It will be hate from now until Doomsday.

cbi1972 said:

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That has always been one of my favorite gifs.

TexasBama said:

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Making fun of Fulmer never gets old. He favors Charlie Brown and he looks like the Great Pumpkin. I hate Tennessee

Since this has also become a hate on Phil Fulmer thread, here's one I did about the time he was fired.

The last time that TN beat Bama, I was a couple months pregnant with my 8 year old. Lol.

A man walks into a bar with his dog . . It is last year and the Alabama v Tennessee game is on the tvs. He sits at the bar and his dog sits next to him. They aren’t there long until Bama scores. The dog looks up and barks “Roll Tide.” The bartender raises his eyebrows and moves on.
It isn’t long until the Crimson Tide scores again, the bartender looks over and sees the dog bark “Roll Tide” again. Alabama scores several more times, each time the dog barks “Roll Tide.”

The game ends, Alabama wins, and the dog jumps onto the bar and does a “Rammer Jammer.” The bartender walks over to the man and says “That’s some dog you have there, but what does he do when Tennessee wins?”

Man says “I don’t know. He’s only eight years old.”

AgentAntiOrange said:

Every single time I see, hear, or even think the words Peyton Manning, I see this in my mind. My wife & I watched the Archie Manning special and we both came away with a great amount of respect for AM and the Manning family in general. As we neared the end of our conversation about the show I tacked on, as I always, always, always do where this is concerned...."but ya know.....that rassn sassn frassn led the band on OUR field."

I will never get over this. Ever.

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Glad to know I'm not the only one that won't forget that! All this love for Peyton Manning in the NFL (even by Alabama fans)....... shoot......... not me. All because of "the band thing". LOL.

The last time Tennessee beat Bama was the same night I found out my girlfriend at the time was cheating on me.

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TIDEnGA said:

Glad to know I'm not the only one that won't forget that! All this love for Peyton Manning in the NFL (even by Alabama fans)....... shoot......... not me. All because of "the band thing". LOL.

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Manning has a forehead like a drive-in movie theater.