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A San Francisco couple received a rude awakening over the weekend. Police said a naked man broke into their home and attacked them.
Around 3 a.m. Sunday morning, folks on Brighton Avenue began to hear loud noises above their homes.
Several neighbors heard the sounds because apparently, the intruder was going rooftop to rooftop before he decided to settle on a yellow house. According to authorities, he broke a side window and then went inside an upper story of the house.
Police said the intruder was completely naked. He fought with the homeowner and bit him on the shoulder, then jumped into his wife’s bed and bit her on the leg.
I bet he'd just voted early and was looking for some fried chicken.
A San Francisco couple received a rude awakening over the weekend. Police said a naked man broke into their home and attacked them.
Around 3 a.m. Sunday morning, folks on Brighton Avenue began to hear loud noises above their homes.
Several neighbors heard the sounds because apparently, the intruder was going rooftop to rooftop before he decided to settle on a yellow house. According to authorities, he broke a side window and then went inside an upper story of the house.
Police said the intruder was completely naked. He fought with the homeowner and bit him on the shoulder, then jumped into his wife’s bed and bit her on the leg.
I bet he'd just voted early and was looking for some fried chicken.
