Macy shoplifter uses own poop to escape

ValuJet

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Oh, my!

So many questions, so little time.....

According to court documents, Toribio was caught stealing from Macy's, so she pulled some poop out of her pants and smeared it on the faces of the loss prevention employees who confronted her.

Does she always carry a supply around for such encounters, or did she soil herself when apprehended?
 

AV8N

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Well of course she used her own poop to escape. Using someone else's would just be weird.
 

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