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AV8N

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I think it was Verne Lundquist's favorite name to say - correctly or not.

My personal favorite is Barkevious Mingo for some reason.
 

Catfish

Hall of Fame
Oct 11, 2005
6,566
2
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Birmingham
I think it was Verne Lundquist's favorite name to say - correctly or not.

My personal favorite is Barkevious Mingo for some reason.
That's a great one. I also like Wonderful Terrific Monds. Not as famous, but a great name. I think there was actually a Sr. and a Jr.
 

IH8Orange

Hall of Fame
Aug 14, 2000
7,017
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Trussville, AL, USA
Speedy Noil is a good name for a receiver.

We need an offensive line with:

Pan Kaek Bloc (from Vietnam) 6'7" 312lb at LT
Rhode Graeder 6'4" 301lb at LG
Iete Nozegardhes (from Nigeria) 6'3" 299 at C
Mike "Bull" Dozer 6'5" 316 lb at RG
Foru Nosachs (from New Guinea) 6'6" 327 lb at RT

and a backfield with

Hans Dechetchalbalz (from Germany) 6'5" 220 at WR
Kent B. Koverd 6' 4" 212 at WR
L.B. Guonmeischuz 6'2" 258lb at FB
Taekit Tudahäus 6'2" 218lb at RB
Dee Penonorope 6'5" 232lb at QB
 
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FitToBeTide

All-American
Aug 19, 2001
4,213
828
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St. Florian
Speedy Noil is a good name for a receiver.

We need an offensive line with:

Pan Kaek Bloc (from Vietnam) 6'7" 312lb at LT
Rhode Graeder 6'4" 301lb at LG
Iete Nozegardhes (from Nigeria) 6'3" 299 at C
Mike "Bull" Dozer 6'5" 316 lb at RG
Foru Nosachs (from New Guinea) 6'6" 327 lb at RT

and a backfield with

Hans Dechetchalbalz (from Germany) 6'5" 220 at WR
Kent B. Koverd 6' 4" 212 at WR
L.B. Guonmeischuz 6'2" 258lb at FB
Taekit Tudahäus 6'2" 218lb at RB
Dee Penonorope 6'5" 232lb at QB
Nice, IHO. Excellent ClickandClackisms.
(For gametime, I'd add Kent C. DeHould, Head Linesman)
 

gtowntide

All-American
Mar 1, 2011
4,288
1,092
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Memphis,TN.
Speedy Noil is a good name for a receiver.

We need an offensive line with:

Pan Kaek Bloc (from Vietnam) 6'7" 312lb at LT
Rhode Graeder 6'4" 301lb at LG
Iete Nozegardhes (from Nigeria) 6'3" 299 at C
Mike "Bull" Dozer 6'5" 316 lb at RG
Foru Nosachs (from New Guinea) 6'6" 327 lb at RT

and a backfield with

Hans Dechetchalbalz (from Germany) 6'5" 220 at WR
Kent B. Koverd 6' 4" 212 at WR
L.B. Guonmeischuz 6'2" 258lb at FB
Taekit Tudahäus 6'2" 218lb at RB
Dee Penonorope 6'5" 232lb at QB
That dude from Vietnam at left tackle has got to be the biggest Vietnamese on record! I'm glad I didn't run into his dad in 1969!
 

Elefantman

Hall of Fame
Sep 18, 2007
5,935
3,855
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R Can Saw
Speedy Noil is a good name for a receiver.

We need an offensive line with:

Pan Kaek Bloc (from Vietnam) 6'7" 312lb at LT
Rhode Graeder 6'4" 301lb at LG
Iete Nozegardhes (from Nigeria) 6'3" 299 at C
Mike "Bull" Dozer 6'5" 316 lb at RG
Foru Nosachs (from New Guinea) 6'6" 327 lb at RT

and a backfield with

Hans Dechetchalbalz (from Germany) 6'5" 220 at WR
Kent B. Koverd 6' 4" 212 at WR
L.B. Guonmeischuz 6'2" 258lb at FB
Taekit Tudahäus 6'2" 218lb at RB
Dee Penonorope 6'5" 232lb at QB

Don't forget the place kicker, Spitz DaUprites.
Or the punter, Pen N. Deep
 

dadleyblane5

All-SEC
Apr 19, 2011
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DeFuniak Springs Fl.
Speedy Noil is a good name for a receiver.

We need an offensive line with:

Pan Kaek Bloc (from Vietnam) 6'7" 312lb at LT
Rhode Graeder 6'4" 301lb at LG
Iete Nozegardhes (from Nigeria) 6'3" 299 at C
Mike "Bull" Dozer 6'5" 316 lb at RG
Foru Nosachs (from New Guinea) 6'6" 327 lb at RT

and a backfield with

Hans Dechetchalbalz (from Germany) 6'5" 220 at WR
Kent B. Koverd 6' 4" 212 at WR
L.B. Guonmeischuz 6'2" 258lb at FB
Taekit Tudahäus 6'2" 218lb at RB
Dee Penonorope 6'5" 232lb at QB
ROFLMBO!..
 

IH8Orange

Hall of Fame
Aug 14, 2000
7,017
31
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Trussville, AL, USA
Don't forget the place kicker, Spitz DaUprites.
Or the punter, Pen N. Deep
On the defense:

Tucant Blocmi 6'4" 340lbs at NG
N. Phil Traytor 6'4" 300lbs at DT
Russ Sherstopheir 6'3" 295lbs at DT
Q.B. Sacker 6'4" 258lbs at Hybrid LB/DE
Dee Cleater 6'3" 240lbs at LB
Noan Ketchesitindamittel 6'3" 232lbs at LB
Upszere Gosahede-Flienhoff 6'4" 248lbs at LB
Da'qant Betemedepe 6'3" 221lbs at FS
Dat Hadtehert 6'2" 226lbs at SS
"Hee Hee" Schutzemdäun 6'3" 216lbs at CB
Simi Pickemhoff 6'1" 198lbs at CB
 

IH8Orange

Hall of Fame
Aug 14, 2000
7,017
31
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Trussville, AL, USA
Other potential Fournette siblings include, but are not limited to:

- Leotard Fournette
- Lanyard Fournette
- Skynyrd Fournette
- Lawyered Fournette
- Bayonet Fournette
Can you imagine the unintentional imagery that football announcers would produce when calling a game with a guy named "Bayonet"?

"Coach Miles just stuck in Bayonet."
"What a hole they created for Bayonet!"
"Bayonet sliced right through there."
"Bayonet goes deep."
"They're gashing them with Bayonet."
"Look at that cut Bayonet made!"
"Are they pulling Bayonet out?"
"I don't think that they can pull Bayonet out with it so tight."
"They'll have to open it up if they're going to get Bayonet out of there."
"They're running Bayonet right in the middle."
"Bayonet is really sharp right now."
"Yeah, he's doing a lot of damage."
"Down here, I would just use Bayonet and punch it in."
"Is Bayonet in?"
"I think Bayonet is in there."
"The official review says Bayonet didn't get in."
"If I was Miles, I would give this another thrust with Bayonet."
"They swing Bayonet out, he cuts inside, and he's in."
"I think that finished off Auburn, who falls to 0 and 8 on the season."
"That Bayonet is a deadly weapon. I wouldn't want to be in his path."
 

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