Since DBF seems to corner the market on "news to freak us out," I decided to compete a bit.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/pensioner-died-heart-attack-wheel-5063995
A pensioner died of a heart attack after having sex with a prostitute.
Wolfgang Eggers, 65, drove to the border town of Domazlice, Czech Republic, where he met up with Katerina Novakova, 29.
The German then took her for a steamy forest drive where they had sex before he returned to drop her off in town.
But on the way back he suddenly collapsed from a heart attack, and slammed the car into a wall.
Some of the lines in this story are hilarious...
"He used to come to me about once a week.
"We had finished our business and he was taking me home when he suddenly stiffened, rolled his eyes and slumped on the wheel.
"We then drove straight into the wall."
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/pensioner-died-heart-attack-wheel-5063995
A pensioner died of a heart attack after having sex with a prostitute.
Wolfgang Eggers, 65, drove to the border town of Domazlice, Czech Republic, where he met up with Katerina Novakova, 29.
The German then took her for a steamy forest drive where they had sex before he returned to drop her off in town.
But on the way back he suddenly collapsed from a heart attack, and slammed the car into a wall.
Some of the lines in this story are hilarious...
"He used to come to me about once a week.
"We had finished our business and he was taking me home when he suddenly stiffened, rolled his eyes and slumped on the wheel.
"We then drove straight into the wall."