Sex 11 times a month will keep your spouse happy
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This reminds me of an old joke.
A guy goes in to buy condoms and wants to buy them in bulk. The pharmacist tells him, "We have several attractive options. Here, for example, is the high school boys special, a three-pak for Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. And over here is the College Boys Special, a six-pak for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday."
The guy asks him, "What's this 12 pack right here?"
Pharmacist says, "Oh, that's the Married Man's pack of 12, one each for January, February, March......"
A guy goes in to buy condoms and wants to buy them in bulk. The pharmacist tells him, "We have several attractive options. Here, for example, is the high school boys special, a three-pak for Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. And over here is the College Boys Special, a six-pak for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday."
The guy asks him, "What's this 12 pack right here?"
Pharmacist says, "Oh, that's the Married Man's pack of 12, one each for January, February, March......"
I've applied for a federal grant to confirm these findings, and to test my hypothesis that sex is more satisfying in Hawaii, Paris, and Rome.
I've been married for a little over 5 years now. Not to be to graphic but we haven't slowed down at all, yet. I really thought it would have slowed down some by now but that hasn't been the case..
I believe I need to be your chief assistant in the research.
I think we also need to investigate Tokyo, Caracas, Seoul & Rio.
I depends on the innate sex drive of the two partners. Unfortunately, it generally slows down to the rhythm of the one with the lower drive. Since my wife and I have high drives, we're still far above the average for our ages. However, having a hip replaced will certainly disturb the frequency. Where they're making all the raw meat is close enough to your nearest gonad that it's measured in millimeters. When I was researching both the pre and post operative scenarios, I could never get anything even semi-informative on resumption of sex. All the replies seemed to be almost flip - "Oh, you'll know." After the surgery, I understood exactly what they meant...
Excellent question. I think that usually has more to do with it than a lack of interest on either person's part.
October 23, 2011
Seriously.
We've won two national titles since the last time and the divorce ain't final yet.
So maybe that's why I get so cranky on occasion here.
That sounds almost like German divorces. When my daughter moved into a house near Stuttgart, the couple has just separated and instituted divorce proceedings. They moved out six years later. The divorce had just become final...
It ain't even the having the kid.
It's when the kid gets old enough to barge in on you during the fun.
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