Man in Florida Kisses Cottonmouth

GrayTide · Apr 26, 2015

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other...-tried-to-kiss-a-cottonmouth-snake/ar-AAbAqmv

Folks I don't know if it can get any stupider than this.

AUDub · Apr 26, 2015

Re: Man in Florida Kisses Water Mocassin

There's one born every minute.

CajunCrimson · Apr 26, 2015

Re: Man in Florida Kisses Water Mocassin

Florida? No way -- that stuff never happens there

DzynKingRTR · Apr 26, 2015

Re: Man in Florida Kisses Water Mocassin

the other story at the end of that one is way worse. what the hell is in the water down there?

92tide · Apr 26, 2015

Re: Man in Florida Kisses Water Mocassin

DzynKingRTR said:
the other story at the end of that one is way worse. what the hell is in the water down there?

water moccasins

seebell · Apr 26, 2015

Re: Man in Florida Kisses Water Mocassin

Steve Irwin he ain't.

Bama Reb · Apr 26, 2015

GrayTide said:
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other...-tried-to-kiss-a-cottonmouth-snake/ar-AAbAqmv

Folks I don't know if it can get any stupider than this.

Are you sure about that?
Florida Man Had Sex With His Pit Bull in Front of His Neighbors
http://www.mandatory.com/2014/03/07/florida-man-had-sex-with-his-pit-bull-in-front-of-his-neighbors/

bamabelle1991 · Apr 26, 2015

I know someone who knows this guy! She went to HS with his parents and said he had a horrible childhood and lost his mom last year. Has always been fascinated with snakes. She posted an update picture on my facebook page! LOL. Bless him.

Elefantman · Apr 26, 2015

selmaborntidefan · Apr 26, 2015

Bama Reb said:
Are you sure about that?
Florida Man Had Sex With His Pit Bull in Front of His Neighbors
http://www.mandatory.com/2014/03/07/florida-man-had-sex-with-his-pit-bull-in-front-of-his-neighbors/

So when he says his girlfriend is "a real dawg," it's truth in advertising, eh?

tidefanbeezer · Apr 26, 2015

Most accurate reporting I've seen in a while: "...an 18-year-old idiot from Wimauma..."

CrimsonTheory · Apr 26, 2015

The most shocking part of this story? You guessed it: This guy has a girlfriend.

I....uh......hmmm........don't know what to say about this part. There was a girl who thought this "genius" was a catch? Oh my....This guy and the guy who has pet squirrel named DUI (pronounced DEWEY) should not be allow to procreate.

DzynKingRTR · Apr 26, 2015

Elefantman said:

most of them don't know they are stupid

jthomas666 · Apr 26, 2015

Bama Reb · Apr 27, 2015

DzynKingRTR said:
most of them don't know they are stupid

They think they are smart and that everyone else is stupid.
Just wondering here, how much brain power does it take to kiss a cottonmouth?

rolltide_21 · Apr 27, 2015

A cottonmouth is a very aggressive snakes regardless of circumstances. Add this to being in a pillowcase for a few days, what did he think was going to happen? Got exactly what he deserved.

Catfish · Apr 27, 2015

Bama Reb said:
They think they are smart and that everyone else is stupid.
Just wondering here, how much brain power does it take to kiss a cottonmouth?

The absolute minimum number of neurons required to pucker one's lips. Not a single neuron more.

Displaced Bama Fan · Apr 27, 2015

Its too bad it didn't bite him on the balls and kept him from reproducing.

Bama Reb · Apr 27, 2015

Displaced Bama Fan said:
Its too bad it didn't bite him on the balls and kept him from reproducing.

Only some females from Florida would be dumb enough to procreate with a guy who would let himself get bit in the face by a cottonmouth. Only in Florida.....wait.

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