Limestone County Teen Takes Chickens Hostage, Kills Six Hens

Displaced Bama Fan · Jun 26, 2015

Bodhisattva said:
So, choking the chicken is now a crime? I'll turn myself into the police on Monday.

:biggrin2:

dvldog · Jun 26, 2015

The proper way is to "ring" there necks. [emoji6]

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crimson fan man · Jun 26, 2015

dvldog said:
The proper way is to "ring" there necks. [emoji6]

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So he choked them to death.

Bamaboda1 · Jun 27, 2015

I understand he's been offered a scholarship at the Alabama Polytechnic Institute. I guess...animal Husbandry.

TIDE-HSV · Jun 27, 2015

Bamaro said:
Sicko that needs to be watched very carefully

Killing animals is frequently an early sign of severe mental disorder. Most killers who end up killing and mutilating humans started on animals...

TIDE-HSV · Jun 27, 2015

dvldog said:
The proper way is to "ring" there necks. [emoji6]

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Don't think sound is going to bother them. (J/K) "Wringing" was my mom's favorite tactic, until I talked her into letting me behead one. After watching that headless chicken running around with blood spurting out cured me of that. I just told her I could take their flopping...

Tide1986 · Jun 27, 2015

TIDE-HSV said:
Don't think sound is going to bother them. (J/K) "Wringing" was my mom's favorite tactic, until I talked her into letting me behead one. After watching that headless chicken running around with blood spurting out cured me of that. I just told her I could take their flopping...

My grandparents would tie them by their feet onto a clothesline and then cut their heads off.

TIDE-HSV · Jun 27, 2015

Tide1986 said:
My grandparents would tie them by their feet onto a clothesline and then cut their heads off.

Wish we'd thought of that. I think I still have PTSD from watching that headless chicken running around. I had no idea. To me, it makes no sense. Why would they behave differently from having their spinal cord severed in two different ways?

Tide1986 · Jun 27, 2015

TIDE-HSV said:
Wish we'd thought of that. I think I still have PTSD from watching that headless chicken running around. I had no idea. To me, it makes no sense. Why would they behave differently from having their spinal cord severed in to different ways?

LOL! One did fall off the line one time and came running down the hill...headless...right at me. F-R-E-A-K-E-D M-E O-U-T!

bamabelle1991 · Jun 28, 2015

That girl needs to run for the hills. Something tells me these aren't the brightest crayons in the Limestone County box, though. I cannot believe the girlfriend was stupid enough to comment on the article. Oh wait. Yes I can.

DzynKingRTR · Jun 28, 2015

this is how serial killers get started

formersoldier71 · Jun 28, 2015

When I was little, I didn't believe a chicken would run around after having its head cut off. Then we got chickens. We used a hatchet and a scrap piece of 4x4 for a chopping block. I was amazed that a chicken could and would run around after having its head cut off, but I can't say that it adversely affected me. What I didn't like was dunking them in a tin wash tub of hot water to pluck the feathers. Talk about stink, ugh.
Of course, they don't all run after getting the chop. Some just fall on the ground.

Tide1986 · Jun 28, 2015

formersoldier71 said:
When I was little, I didn't believe a chicken would run around after having its head cut off. Then we got chickens. We used a hatchet and a scrap piece of 4x4 for a chopping block. I was amazed that a chicken could and would run around after having its head cut off, but I can't say that it adversely affected me. What I didn't like was dunking them in a tin wash tub of hot water to pluck the feathers. Talk about stink, ugh.
Of course, they don't all run after getting the chop. Some just fall on the ground.

The memories...my grandmother would pluck 'em in the kitchen sink.

seebell · Jun 28, 2015

Pic of the lovelorn chicken killer. http://whnt.com/2015/06/25/deputies...nutes-until-mommy-makes-nice-with-girlfriend/

CullmanTide · Jun 28, 2015

Bodhisattva said:
So, choking the chicken is now a crime? I'll turn myself into the police on Monday.

Sounds like normal behavior after losing a girlfriend.:blush::biggrin2:

TIDE-HSV · Jun 28, 2015

Tide1986 said:
The memories...my grandmother would pluck 'em in the kitchen sink.

My dad scorched them off with a blow torch, although the stench was still pretty good. I still remember the first couple of geese I killed on my own. At the time, my wife and I had an open carport, with a small utility room at one end. I decided I was going to take those geese in there and pluck them. About a half hour later. my wife came out to check on me, opened the door, said OMG! and slammed the door. She later that she couldn't even see me through the down fog...

Tide1986 · Jun 28, 2015

TIDE-HSV said:
My dad scorched them off with a blow torch, although the stench was still pretty good. I still remember the first couple of geese I killed on my own. At the time, my wife and I had an open carport, with a small utility room at one end. I decided I was going to take those geese in there and pluck them. About a half hour later. my wife came out to check on me, opened the door, said OMG! and slammed the door. She later that she couldn't even see me through the down fog...

That's awesome!

My favorite pillow...until my wife discreetly disposed of it...was stuffed with chicken feathers. And you can imagine where those feathers came from. :biggrin2:

TIDE-HSV · Jun 28, 2015

Tide1986 said:
That's awesome!

My favorite pillow...until my wife discreetly disposed of it...was stuffed with chicken feathers. And you can imagine where those feathers came from. :biggrin2:

Later, it occurred to me (I smoked back then), that it was a good damned thing I didn't decide to have a smoke break in there...

Bamaro · Jun 28, 2015

formersoldier71 said:
When I was little, I didn't believe a chicken would run around after having its head cut off. Then we got chickens. We used a hatchet and a scrap piece of 4x4 for a chopping block. I was amazed that a chicken could and would run around after having its head cut off, but I can't say that it adversely affected me. What I didn't like was dunking them in a tin wash tub of hot water to pluck the feathers. Talk about stink, ugh.
Of course, they don't all run after getting the chop. Some just fall on the ground.

I'm thankful for the Colonel. :eek2:

Tide1986 · Jun 28, 2015

Bamaro said:
I'm thankful for the Colonel. :eek2:

There is nothing so good as fried chicken prepared using a chicken (pullet) that was alive 2 hours earlier...simply heaven on earth. A vegan I am not.

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