Ten best things about being a goobeR

Redwood Forrest

Hall of Fame
Sep 19, 2003
11,046
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Boaz, AL USA
10. We can be eagles or tigers.
9. We are the best cheaters in the NCAA.
8. We get to blame the REC every time we screw up.
7. UAB is coming back, we won't be the worst team in the state.
6. Malzhon has lots of help with many former HC still on the payroll.
5. We just had the note burning on our 2010 Heisman and owe nothing now.
4. We don't need a large, expensive trophy case
3. The weather is nice here in West Georgia
2. We don't have to spend our time planning for the football playoff.
1. We don't have to go to class to play football here.
 

jabcmb

All-American
Feb 1, 2006
2,794
327
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Birmingham, AL
10. We can be eagles or tigers.
9. We are the best cheaters in the NCAA.
8. We get to blame the REC every time we screw up.
7. UAB is coming back, we won't be the worst team in the state.
6. Malzhon has lots of help with many former HC still on the payroll.
5. We just had the note burning on our 2010 Heisman and owe nothing now.
4. We don't need a large, expensive trophy case
3. The weather is nice here in West Georgia
2. We don't have to spend our time planning for the football playoff.
1. We don't have to go to class to play football here.
Well thought out and constructed, goobeR, you get an extra juice at recess.
 

BamaInBham

All-American
Feb 14, 2007
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Fun list. You might want to consider number 11: everyone will ignore the fact that we have had only 2 winning SEC seasons out of the last 7 and pretend that we are a perennial contender.
 

Redwood Forrest

Hall of Fame
Sep 19, 2003
11,046
913
237
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Boaz, AL USA
Fun list. You might want to consider number 11: everyone will ignore the fact that we have had only 2 winning SEC seasons out of the last 7 and pretend that we are a perennial contender.
Ha. Athlon and ESPN must not have gotten that memo. They have them ranked fourth in the preseason. :conf3:
 

Al A Bama

Hall of Fame
Jun 24, 2011
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How about: we can carry our STINK to other areas since we practice and normally play in a pasture. Why don't they pressure wash that off their cleats before traveling? It's bad enough having to put up with it when playing in their official pasture in West Georgia!

No offense AUDub
 

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