Maine man shoots off firework from his head; ends badly
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Nothing good ever happens when your drunk friend says, "Here, hold mah beer!!" I guess his friends were too drunk to talk him out of this?
Actually he was from (drum roll........)
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/devon-staples-man-dies-instantly-6009109
Devon lived in Orlando, Florida, and worked as a dog walker and at Disney World playing characters from Disney classics.
I've done that more than once. In all cases, it was to make room for more beer. Better your buddy hold the beer.
I was once shooting off bottle rockets and decided to launch them from an old glass coke bottle. When one exploded prematurely, and took the bottle with it, that served as a lesson to me that I didn't want any part of my body to suffer similar consequences.
Y'all just go ahead and launch them from your own body parts. Go ahead. I dare ya..
Y'all just go ahead and launch them from your own body parts. Go ahead. I dare ya..
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Possibly, but the guy who jumped into gator-infested water pretty much has this year's title locked up.
This reminds me of a hugger (can cooler) I saw once that said, "Attention stupid people: Remember to breathe."
I don't think so. The story said he'd been drinking, but didn't mention mama, or trains, or trucks, or prison.
It says in the thread I linked he had a job as Disney characters. I'm guessing either Goofy or Dopey.
You really get the idea that Gator Bait and Cranium Cannon are twin brothers of different mothers, don'tcha?
Catfish - I gotta say this and no offense intended - but every time I see your name (speaking of dumb folks doing stupid things), I think of Manti Teo, who got "Catfish"-ed.
Sorry man, but I do.
Sorry man, but I do.
The linked article mentioned that his friends tried to stop him. I'm wondering if at least one friend recorded this on video.
Unless YouTube rejected it because of it's graphic content. I mean, who wants to see a guy's head getting blown apart?
No offense taken. All through the Teo story I never made the connection until somebody here made a comment about it. After that, I couldn't NOT laugh about it whenever I saw the term. I took the name Catfish from Lewis Grizzard's dog that he referenced in a lot of his columns. I had another name years ago on TF. But, after I didn't use it for a few years, I couldn't remember what it was. So, when I started coming here again, I just created a new account.
