I'm in the process of his autobiography and it's quite the read. I would post some of the more entertaining parts but I'd be banned from the board.
Here's one bit that isn't too bad - when Snake was initiated into the A Club he was hazed a bit. The last thing they made him do was get 15 women to autograph a book he had. The tricky part was that the pencil they used was tied to him. Where was it tied? Somewhere you wouldn't want a string tied. His description is pretty hilarious. I highly recommend it (the book, not the hazing).
Here's one bit that isn't too bad - when Snake was initiated into the A Club he was hazed a bit. The last thing they made him do was get 15 women to autograph a book he had. The tricky part was that the pencil they used was tied to him. Where was it tied? Somewhere you wouldn't want a string tied. His description is pretty hilarious. I highly recommend it (the book, not the hazing).