Woman Self-Gratifying Rear Ends A Van

selmaborntidefan

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In my efforts to not let DBF be the only news pervert...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3159141/Woman-driver-smashed-van-pleasuring-sex-toy.html

A woman crashed into the back of a van while using a sex toy when she was stuck in traffic.
The Mini driver lurched forwards and hit the vehicle in front of her after apparently getting distracted at the wheel.
The driver of the van, who was delivering fish to restaurants, initially worried that he would be sacked for his involvement in the accident. But when bosses at his company, M&J Seafood, checked video footage they saw that the other motorist had been using a vibrator.


The jokes write themselves...!!!!!
 

BamaSC

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Coach Saban has frequently warned of the pitfalls of self gratification. Not sure if he meant it in that context, though.
 

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In my efforts to not let DBF be the only news pervert...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3159141/Woman-driver-smashed-van-pleasuring-sex-toy.html

A woman crashed into the back of a van while using a sex toy when she was stuck in traffic.
The Mini driver lurched forwards and hit the vehicle in front of her after apparently getting distracted at the wheel.
The driver of the van, who was delivering fish to restaurants, initially worried that he would be sacked for his involvement in the accident. But when bosses at his company, M&J Seafood, checked video footage they saw that the other motorist had been using a vibrator.


The jokes write themselves...!!!!!
A lot of fish odor in the air I'll bet. :eek:
 

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